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Think @samwarburton_ must have had a vindaloo last night #bbcrugby #firefarts

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@AyoCaesar Glad to hear he’s now briehind bars - sounds like he belongs in Emmental hospital.

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@carolvorders Is this why @RishiSunak insisted on announcing the election on that particular day, despite there being a rainstorm outside?

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@RishiSunak I can guess, but I wouldn’t bet on it 😉

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Never thought I’d get to see a Robert Plant solo gig, unbelievable @mybandowen

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@SoVeryBritish All future cups of tea made milk first

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@Andr6wMale My Orphan Year (acoustic version) by @FatMike_of_NOFX

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If you send me an Excel file called Book1.xlsx then you are going to Hell

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@htafc Contributed to every corner - much like @SorbaThomas

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@bryansgunn @DionDublinsDube @mpswinhoe No idea why but this reminded me of you. Happy birthday!

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@SoVeryBritish “In any way, share or form.” Surely “ in any way” would be sufficient?

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@StateOfLinkedIn I live in Yorkshire and the sun rarely shows up tbh

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@bunsenbernerbmd Poppy likes to sleep with a teddy (or on my arm)

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@pauleggleston This was inspired by you

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- Bart Simpson’s dad let me borrow a DVD of my favourite Christmas movie.

- Homer loan?

- No, Die Hard.

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@htafc Announce promotion

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Conference pears implies the existence of Premier League pears #PremierLeague #dadjoke

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@scott_mills My friend’s dad used to put his cereal in the bowl the night before, but then put cling film over it to keep the cereal fresh. What an utter waste of time and cling film

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@bunsenbernerbmd

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@htafc @RolandoAarons UPDATE: Rolando Aarons has been ruled out for the rest of the season after pulling his hamstring while blowing out the candles.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Poppy at 3 months vs Poppy at 6 months