Jo Fahey

I love a glass of something chilled but I don't like the early morning dog walk ... I pay the kids to cover my shift shhh.

Not representative of my work (🤫)

[Sheila Hancock News @4SheilaHancock]

Sheila is heartbroken to lose her most treasured possession- a gold chain holding 4 wedding rings; from her parents & her 2 marriages. Believe lost in central London early last week. PLEASE RT in case anyone finds it. She is absolutely desperate for its return. Reward offered.

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

Ah the double edge sword of Monday being new phone day
Yessss to no cracked screen and the ability to download faster than writing a book
Noooo to all those password re set scenarios

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

I'm going in for a bit of Jack Ryan on @primevideouk

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

@fabulucy Or worse
A serial entrepreneur 🤢

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

This time next week is the start of 2 weeks off.... its going to be a looooonnnng week isn't it??

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

@fabulucy I don't think she's really a virgin ... even with a shit fake certificate!

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

@Grant_Colgate Pretentious... everyone prefers giant connect 4 #obviously

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

@fabulucy @Ballste I'm too old and infirm to pick the bastard thing up let alone use my knarly fingers to pull a pin 😂

*opens online training on fire safety AGAIN *

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

@fabulucy Surely the co2 one does everything??? We're just too mean to buy them
Or maybe they'd kill us too... maybe ignore me

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

@fesshole Errrr that's their job for which they are paid VERY well for!!!

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

I think I'll skip Sir Elton after that platty jubs travesty
So Glastonbury favourites from me
Lizzo
Lewis Capaldi
Yusef (he should chat to Lewis IMHO)
Slash (made up for Axl)
And who knew this phrase... Rick Astley is phenomenal and nice

[NHS England @NHSEngland]

There is an issue affecting the national 999 call system.

BT is working to resolve this issue as soon as possible but, in the meantime, if you are unable to contact 999 in a medical emergency, please call 111 who will redirect your call.

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

I was going to question letting Duff loose but seeing as Axl is currently styling out an impression of Barry gibb on helium ... perhaps it's for the best

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

Back in the day I bet the rest of the band fucking hated Slah for those solos
Now they appreciate a sit down and rest lol
GnR

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

Why has Axl turned into Barry Gibb???

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

@Grant_Colgate @Fiona67D I was a bit worried when he jumped off that platform... careful mate you're carrying this gig

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

My nearly 50 year old self just typed and instead of n
My bad

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

I have to say Glastonbury is such an education:
1) Billy Idol can still sing!
2) Who knew Rick Astley had such pipes

.... Will Guns and Roses be as good as I hope????

[Jo Fahey @jofahey]

The Google algorithm just had a melt down... I typed Rick Astley, Billy Idol and Guns n Roses so it sent me an advert for Benneton, like it's 1989 lol