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Elon Musk is a retard.

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@mystsofearth @kbf3680 @EarthAccounting @Earthjustice @EarthAgora @blueplanetwatch @maddow @MSNBC The Old Gods demand more tributes.

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@delilahluv19 @PicturesFoIder Evil Keanu Reeves is also a sign of the Apocalypse.

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@farin4321 @ShqneOs @G_AlexLFC1405 @amazon_spartan @InternetH0F It’s been 111 years. We can joke about it now.

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@halomancer1 Can we put all three in a submersible too?

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@The_Acumen I would love to literally cannibalize on the rich.

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@LilyaLill @CNN

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@CrucifiedAgape @john_armbruster @ABC @SlaterNFL >probably never took a science class in college

>majored in Physics before switching to English at California State University

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@_imthemafia @PicturesFoIder Blumhouse:

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@TitanicSub

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@Lucy24176031 It’s just a satirical in-universe commercial from Tokyo Gore Police. Think Verhoeven’s Robocop except Japanese.

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@OninDesigns Meanwhile back in the Summer of 2018 and being sold at Walmarts everywhere:

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@imvictorlangdon @bayboie @VandaYacht @UNCisFamily @BothSidesSports @MarvelStudios That said, there isn’t really anything wrong with antiheroes. It’s just there are too many bad writers that don’t know how to write proper antiheroes.

For example, Black Adam is just Terminator 2 without any of the original The Terminator to fall back on.

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@imvictorlangdon @bayboie @VandaYacht @UNCisFamily @BothSidesSports @MarvelStudios They reached maximum coolness during the 90’s with The Punisher, Spawn, and X-Force, but all that coolness has diminishing returns and nowadays we have such flops like Morbius and Black Adam that were forced to become dumb antiheroes instead of just normal supervillains.

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@bayboie @VandaYacht @imvictorlangdon @UNCisFamily @BothSidesSports @MarvelStudios *entire family

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@bayboie @VandaYacht @imvictorlangdon @UNCisFamily @BothSidesSports @MarvelStudios What’s the worse that could happen? One of the Kangs having a dead wife dead kid back story and how everything was just for finding the one responsible for killing his entire wife who turns out to be an even more evil Kang? People apparently love and want antiheroes!

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@misty4630 @grcastleberry Leave their fanfics alone.

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@shawntheverbose @martinmrmar @Mikethewander1 I recall some paleontologists theorizing that a T-Rex’s forearms were made of pure muscle and was strong enough for them to even pick themselves off the ground or lovingly embrace their mate as they thrust deep inside them from behind.

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@SwissDude5 @pr1407_ @Bunny_onMars @ireading62 20th Century Boys by Naoki Urasawa.

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@artesianspring @Acyn @atrupar We need to make Rambo 3 a reality.

We need the Taliban to back us up against the Russians.