jo

mad cat lady, who drinks wine and naps frequently

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🖤

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Crazy that we hear about Train Drivers who get £60,000 a year for driving a train.

But we never hear about the boss of Tesco who gets £30,000 a day and doesn't even pay tax in the UK.

Or the £250m a day that the likes of Amazon, Vodafone, BP and Shell don't pay in tax.

[Simon's Cat 🐾 @SimonsCat]

Happy #WorldMentalHealthDay ♥️

[Martin Davies 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 @martindvz]

British newspapers

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“You boy - what made up bollox is the Daily Mail saying we should be angry about today?”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump paid Stormy $130K to spank him, Kamala did it tonight for free. 🤣

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

Just a thought, but if Energy was nationalised (or just a bit less greedy) there would be no need for pensioners to receive a winter allowance!

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Why do people expect 14 years of shit to be sorted out in 51 days….

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If you recovered all the dodgy money from Michelle Mone, PPE VIP Lane, Covid Loans, HS2 and Test and Trace.

You would have alot more than £22bn.

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

Blur should launch comeback gigs on the exact same dates as Oasis to really give it that authentic 90s vibe.

[Jordan Tyldesley @PippyBing]

I hate how everything costing a fortune is so normalised now. What do you meeeean £150 for a concert ticket? What do you meeeean £100 for a train ticket? What do you meeeean £50 for a family to have a chippy tea? What do you meeean £7 for a single pint? Robbing bastards!!

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

I think the smear test nurse should give you a lolly for being brave

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Never tell a little girl that when a boy is mean or rude to her it's because he has a crush on her. Don't teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

How would the media react if Kamala Harris had 5 children from 3 different men, who she all cheated with, and then had sex with porn star that she paid to keep secret?

[jo @jofreebird]

@LaurenLloris C. U. N. T.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

What is happening in the UK is entirely the result of allowing the Daily Mail, GB News, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Andrew Tate, and all the others to spew their bile to hundeds of thousands every single day.