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Brit in YYC | Fish & Chips Lover | #AFOL | #RoadsideAttractions | #Earper

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The Coca Cola Christmas truck is overrated. This is way more magical 😍 @YorkshireTea 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧☕️

[jof @jofyyc]

@veryloudwoman We have followed the park strategies on this website several times successfully: https://t.co/MVJjG6gzRL Biggest tip is get to the park before it opens if you want to get loads of rides under your belt!

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The perfect sponge holder doesn’t exi-

[jof @jofyyc]

@emtothea @EarpSista I feel like this would be the most appropriate vehicle for the job!

[jof @jofyyc]

@emtothea buT iT's a DRy CoLd 🥶

[jof @jofyyc]

@puffmajik @earptopia Hello! Edinburgh might work better - Westjet does seasonal flights direct to YYC, Air Canada needs a change at Toronto, KLM would be change at Amsterdam. Glasgow would likely need a change somewhere. Or get to Heathrow and fly direct with Air Canada/Westjet.

[jof @jofyyc]

Hi @calgarytransit the pedestrian footbridges over Crowchild Trail at Crowfoot Stn are sheet ice and extremely slippery - several people have fallen.

[jof @jofyyc]

@Scouse1947 Happy Canniversary 🎉🇬🇧🇨🇦🎉

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The Wrexham story is INSANE:

• Bought for $2.5M
• Produced docu-series on FX
• Added 1M+ social media followers
• Tripled season ticket purchases
• Signed sponsorships with TikTok, Expedia, etc.

And now they've been promoted back to the EFL for the first time in 15 years.

[jof @jofyyc]

@ChrisScuz Duh! BOTH!!!

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

We spent 365 days working on this pun.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

British politics are absolute madness right now. You go off to make a cup of tea or a sandwich and it’s quite plausible that you could come back to discover 6 Tory MP’s have resigned, 9 have been sacked, 10 Downing Street is on fire and a pickled onion is now Prime Minister.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

Morning Twitter in North America feels like an advent calendar where each day you wake up and find out what ludicrous thing has been going on in the past eight hours in UK politics.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

You can tweet anything about the UK right now and it seems believable

All swans are now members of the House of Lords

Solutions to crossword puzzles will not be available for 12 days

As a mark of respect, the Met Office will not be issuing weather forecasts for tomorrow

[Kathleen Hefferon, PhD @KHefferon]

View from the forest floor

[Clare McDonnell @claremcdonnell1]

Not your regular post-match press conference.
Wait for it.
#lionesses
#ItsComingHome

[jof @jofyyc]

If you’re in London and can go then GO NOW!!!!!

[ABBA Voyage @ABBAVoyage]

London, #ABBAVoyage is open and we are ready for you!

[jof @jofyyc]

Something something Jason Kenney resigned something something #BattleofAlberta #GoFlamesGo HOLD THE FRONT PAGE…RICE KRISPIES WERE BACK IN STOCK AT THE SUPERMARKET TODAY!!! #abpoli #yyc #ricekrispies