Govind Agrawal

I do jokes all the time. Trust me I’ll do one at your funeral too!☠️

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

The only time I enjoy watching @ManUtd play is during the international break!😬😅
#GGMU #MANvsTOT

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

Starting a donation group for Ed Sheeran.

Turns out he seems to be suffering from a very specific speech impairment where every time it comes to saying “FREE PALESTINE,” the words just somehow refuse to come out.

Tragic. More updates on his condition will follow.

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

ChatGPT is slowly killing our ability for critical thinking, intellectual autonomy, and analytical judgment. So, In the near future, we’ll just be dumb people with voting rights.

Ahhh So basically, Americans!!!!!!

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

There’s something profoundly wholesome and admirable when you see an immigrant make it big in a foreign land, unknown to the language, stepping into unfamiliar territory and navigating untested waters. :) @sanbenito ♥️

#NFL #BenitoBowl #badbunnysuperbowl #SuperBowl2026

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

I usually get oily skin in winter. I'm lowkey scared the US might invade. :)

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

Quantum mechanics is still the second hardest thing for me to understand. #henleyspassportindex #passport

[S @sleepingsanjuu]

That was unexpected 🤣

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Not once have i hit these in the direction i need it to go the first time

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

Just came across this miniature masterpiece by @isaacordal and goodness gracious..... the guy is duckin’ brilliant.

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

I don’t always believe what I read in the media or on social media. But, if it’s half true that both Virat and Rohit are considering playing Test cricket again, then it needs to be taken very very seriously.
The survival of Test cricket is a hot topic of conversation and if the biggest stars in the game are wanting to play it again, they must play!

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

Get someone in life who looks at you the same way trump is looking at Mamdani.
#cuties #Trump #Mamdani #loveisintheair

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

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#nobelprize2025 #DonaldTrump #MariaCorinaMachado

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

Once you read ‘figuring’ as ‘fingering,’ there’s no going back!!!!!!

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

We believe in Siraj bhai 🙇‍♂️

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I'm sorry but someone had to do it

[The Savala Vada @The_SavalaVada]

sup we just got banned from the world's largest democracy #MotherOfDemocracy #NotSatire #SavalaVadaFried

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

Cricket has finally won today!!!!

#ICCWTCFinal

[Govind Agrawal @joghurtmartini]

Dear @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk: Been through a breakup myself. Donald, tweeting at 3am won’t fix it. Elon, please don’t name your pain X-420. I’m here if you need emotional tech support.