Johan Alexey

Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends. Now imagine laying down your life for your enemies. Jesus did!

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I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.
Romans 12.1

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@ex_nihilo_7 💪🏻

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@harrrmy Ahahahaha!!

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@harrrmy Whoa... the heck happened? 😱

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I don't remember the last time I slept one day and woke up the next.

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One of the funniest things of speaking other languages is translating expressions or idioms to the letter like 'I don't wanna abuse'.

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@MrPerfectPhilip Awesoooome!!!

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True riches!

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My nephew of six, "I am goin' drink coffee, cuz I'm a man!'

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I'd explain it slower, but I don't think speed is the problem.

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Nothing hits like instant regret when you turn on the shower but forgot the towel!

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@harrrmy @MojitoSlammer AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

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@harrrmy @ex_nihilo_7 Ahahahahaha!!

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@KaeleyT What have I seen? Please... lemme unsee it! 😭😭😭

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@harrrmy Ahahahaha

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@harrrmy I'm you? 👀

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@mind_worm_ That made me laugh hard!! Ahahahahaah

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Life's not a strawberry.

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@BeautyInTheMyre AHAHAHAHAHA... I'll try. Don't make any promises though.

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@BeautyInTheMyre Whaaaaat!?!?! 😱