johan

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[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Two leaders, two worlds...
Freedom will prevail 🇺🇦✊

[johan @johanburn]

My nephew loves Spider-Man more than yours @TomHolland1996 happy Valentine’s Day 🤣

[Chabuddy G @CHABUDDYGEEZY]

Helouueew @Cristiano If you need a new agent meet me down curry mile, I'll be in a red wan that says 'complete Techheads'. I charge 3% and you won't pay a penny of taxes

Alternatiwely pls reply to one of the 37 emails and faxes I've sent you.
[email protected]

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

I promised @UKLabour would run the biggest people powered campaign our country has ever seen.

And you, our members and supporters, have done just that.

You're the heart of our party, and you have campaigned tirelessly to win so we can a build a fairer country.

I thank you all.

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Never in life was I expecting that 🤣

[Flanny. @FlannyTweets]

Not long now -

*Fairytale of New York starts playing*

Someone: “aww this is definitely the best Christmas song!”

Me: “Did you know she’s dead now? Hit by a speedboat while swimming”

[johan @johanburn]

@kerrydennett_ Hahahaha

[Tmc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MccombThomas]

Somecunt broke intae ma gaff last night n stole ma limbo trophy, how low can ye get fs

[Tommy T @TomTaylor13]

Tell ya what Prince William barely waits for Kates stitches to dissolve before his sticks his ginger pipe in again does he? Big royal shag

[Talinda Bennington @TalindaB]

This was days b4 my husband took his own life.Suicidal thoughts were there,but you'd. Never kmow. #fuckdepression

[johan @johanburn]

@kerrydennett_ Hahaha

[johan @johanburn]

@kerrydennett_ My boyfriend is a good guy but I don't think he is going there shopping with him

[Ruby @Ruby_N11]

Is that Heather Mills top left? https://t.co/t33eIEMLT6

[johan @johanburn]

9 days until we holiday for 5 weeks☀️🌍✈️

[johan @johanburn]

Thought mera peaks were extinct...

[johan @johanburn]

@kerrydennett_ 😐

[johan @johanburn]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/aP5dBaOziQ