ジョハン

rants, shitposts, retweets, and whatnots. keminggris.

[Nearhan @Nearhanuddin]

Rock Solid inventing Hamas from first principles

[ジョハン @johanhimself]

@duitsss Plato

[ジョハン @johanhimself]

@MafiaWasit Petinggi BGN be like

[ジョハン @johanhimself]

@kalistohenituse Kalau mau nyari untung dan hidup tenang, jangan berbisnis dengan pemerintah. ☺️

[ジョハン @johanhimself]

@Theveripost That's just Ted Lasso in disguise!

[Remi La Moth 🎃🌿 @RemmmmiDarki]

Even in Ragnarok when Atreus asks Kratos about getting muscles he ask how Baldur was so strong being skinnier than other gods and they respond this

[Jawafess @jawafess]

Ganjar nolak Israel, Piala Dunia U-20 batal dilaksanaken di Indonesia.

US nolak visa Iran, tidak terjadi apa-apa.

Ko ngene kok sih mbok belani tho kae FIFA lan negoro ne awkowakowa.

[ジョハン @johanhimself]

@Telkomsel @anggara_xp Tolong jelaskan langsung di reply agar masyarakat paham. Jangan di DM.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Iran realizing the entire world has no problem with them bombing Israel

[Si Juki @JukiHoki]

Setuju. Untung masih ada partai yang bisa kritis ke pemerintah.

[Delasyahma Liauw 📚 @delasyahmareads]

Wah, sudah 18rb, ya? Padahal presidennya @prabowo 👀

[ジョハン @johanhimself]

@revenant_MMXX Wait. Is that a fucking Gundam??

[ジョハン @johanhimself]

@insanequeeny Gak jahat kok. That's just how life is. Bertemu dan berpisah. Kalau standar hidupnya sama² cocok ya lanjuut, kalau beda ya pisah, ngga usah dipaksakan. Bayangkan kalau temenmu diajak lagi, ntar dia sendiri yang boncos karena gak bisa ngikutin standar sirkel itu.

[林 Linnamon @_linnamon_]

Sucking American’s dick and joining the Board of Piss all for nothing lmfao

[Sele Astraea 🚀 AstraLog @SeleAstraea]

I've been in the Gundam fandom for years and it's actually like CLOCKWORK every time a new experimental design comes out...

And I'm actually tired of it, chief. 😮‍💨Give Gundam Rogue Orbit a chance.

[Country Regio @countryregio]

La selección de España llegando a México.

[Ody Dwicahyo @odydc]

Berdiri deket WO baju item2 super sibuk, kendengeran dri HT-nya:

WO: "Sex dulu baru ke pelaminan..."
Aku: *keselek zuppa soup*
WO: "3... 2...1.... Sex standbyyy"

Tertiba dari kejauhan kedengeran alunan suara SAXOPHONE.

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