SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”
För varje sinnesrubbad och utomjordisk insats av Cristiano Ronaldo, likt den igår, blir det bara ännu mer svårt att ta in att Lionel Messi faktiskt är bättre.
Surrendeing ISIS men tell me, they were just cooks, cleaners and bottlewashers. I said “with so many cooks you must have had great food.” Got No laughs.