Johanna

[Johanna @johannav___]

I had mentioned to a coworker at the hospital I would be working 5 (12hr) days in a row and she looked mortified as if I didn't just do 6 (16hr) days with only 2 days off the week prior. Yay Army 🫠

[Johanna @johannav___]

When you don't exactly subscribe to Catholicism anymore, but you have to put down a religious preference for your new ID tags....

[Johanna @johannav___]

@dannakills The ladies at the lab watched me chug it in like 10 seconds and they were like "Wow, I've never seen someone drink it so fast" 😂

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If we started to see very large groups of armed Black men exercising their right to bear arms out in public, there'd be a new discussion about changing the Second Amendment quickly.

They don't want EVERYBODY armed.

[Lyndon Johnson's Johnson ⚡️ @LBJs_Johnson]

The U.S. Supreme Court made it easier to own a gun, gave cops the ability to not read Miranda Rights, gave religious schools public funding, and overturned Roe v Wade after 50 years of precedence. Welcome to conservative America. Never vote Republican again.

[Johanna @johannav___]

Maybe I should just fuck around and buy a house.

[Johanna @johannav___]

From down the hall, to 400 miles away, to 2,000 miles away, to only 14 miles away 🥰. I can't wait for my brother and sis in law to move close to me 💕

[Johanna @johannav___]

Tickets bought ✅
Hotel booked ✅
Celebrating my baby and sissy's birthdays in Disneyland 🥰

[Johanna @johannav___]

Barnes & Noble dates 🥰

[Johanna @johannav___]

Lying to my face is the fastest way to get me mad.

[Johanna @johannav___]

@reynachabeli Thanks! Normally, I would just stop talking to them. But this time I decided to speak up and figured the worst that could happen would be him blocking me 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Johanna @johannav___]

This guy asked to hang out, I suggested dinner, dessert and a movie. He jokingly (i hope) said I was asking for the world 🙄 I told him that was the BARE MINIMUM for a first date. He then said he needed to step his game up. I have never felt more powerful!

[Johanna @johannav___]

@nerdymamafox Mine was so bad, I had to scroll through my phone or read a book to occupy my mind every time I was nursing or pumping. It got a little easier over time, but I felt so horrible that I couldn't enjoy the bonding time with my daughter.

[Nessa❀ @Forevernessaaa_]

Okay but I just want someone who’s going to WOW me. Exceed my expectations. I be trying waaay to hard for people who don’t even give me the bare minimum. TIREDTTT.

[Johanna @johannav___]

@ceci_TafS I still love you 😘💕💕💕

[cashmoney laura @girlcashmoney]

what was once checking under the bed for monsters is now checking the back seat for men

[Nini 🫧 @antiguanbeauty_]

I like this .. #BlackLivesMatter