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[johan @johansturt]

I read had to read Meek Mill like five times to make sure i wasn't misunderstanding something.

[Y Disassembler @loomdoop]

Ed Sheeran performed at Robert Kraft's 2022 wedding, when he married this woman who is 40 years younger and several inches taller than him.

[johan @johansturt]

@ackbubby @ClipperViralHQ Sadly, the root cause of this obsession was never examined by the jock born well past his best before date. I’m no fan of attributing loser-ish behaviours to closeted homosexuality, but in this case i think it’s warranted.

[johan @johansturt]

@ackbubby @ClipperViralHQ To me, they come across as the kinds of people who wanted to, but never quite were, the beautiful popular jocks of their school. This perpetuated into obsession with becoming said jock, only to be achieved, when the category was no longer relevant (adulthood).

[johan @johansturt]

@daniel_lefferts Wow fantastic. Excited to read your novel.

[johan @johansturt]

@HeavyMtlHookr @metaangelI “Which is why it’s gonna be interesting to see”, so as opposed to other books, you now actually think that the way the book is written makes it more of an interesting adaptation?

[johan @johansturt]

@Eternal11th @MoMotaal The craziest part of this tweet is ”he isn’t a good person”

[johan @johansturt]

What is Yasmin Kara-Hanani doing? She really is the DON, wow.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kylie Jenner smoking on the cover of Vanity Fair.

[johan @johansturt]

But at least based on this episode, Whitney wasn't involved in the murder of the FinDigest guy, and instead it was those FSB guys his weird right hand man put on the job. Maybe he was aware, maybe not, but at least not done on his direction i think.

[johan @johansturt]

I don't understand if i'm watching the same show as other people. How on gods earth are people questioning if Whitney set up Eric, or if Tender ppl were involved in the Rishi/FinDigest thing. Like it was literally laid out clear as day for those with eyes to see #IndustryHBO

[johan @johansturt]

@s98kkura @AwayArmy @da1lyjjk 10am is severly early?!!?! Fuck it, is your life ig

[johan @johansturt]

@sunshinebenzi Sunshine please keep going! Fuck these lame haters, literally none of them have a valid argument. You’re young, you’re lit, you’re up, the music hit! Everyone know that, that’s why they hate! Don’t let em get to your head, keep pushing! God will provide all that belongs 🙏

[johan @johansturt]

@BenjaminDEKR @Devolli I don’t even want to be this person, but this whole tweet/thread really just reads as some condescending misogynistic bullshit. Sorry, i wish it could be cooler, but you said it.

[johan @johansturt]

@BenjaminDEKR @Devolli Idk, she was the CTO of OpenAI from when it was literally nothing in 2018 to becoming quite close to everything in the market in 2022. I guess whatever she was doing there was a lot better than what most other CTOs were doing.

[johan @johansturt]

@gius3ppina @evemmore Yes, I don’t know why people like the OP contest this so much. Like i cant think of an instance post college, where i wrote 20 pages on a topic lol. With references, thoughts and probably some very shitty red string to tie it together. But nonetheless, it’s diving into a topic.

[johan @johansturt]

@afroanalytic Sure, but I think there’s more nuance to be explored here too afroqueeranalytic. Have a look at this article by Dr Saaka, might offer some new perspective 2 u.

https://t.co/YMJcld47zt

[johan @johansturt]

@annakhachiyan Yes, this is his “career” or identity affirming care essentially. He’s forcing himself to be too big of a hag to enjoy playing catch with his son, because those moments are pearls for the proles. He’s convinced that he just operates on a completely different plane.

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

SASHA KEABLE TINY DESK IS OUT 😮‍💨😍

THE MIC IS ON.

[johan @johansturt]

@urebonybimbo @gluta1000000000 @surinameses @riquitrefe Are yall fucking dense? A grown artist can, should and will set their own boundaries. Acting like shes some lost fucking doll who has know idea what’s in her own best interest is just that, infantilising. Weirdos

[johan @johansturt]

@bigarms4me @chrisisclueless If you’re sexy enough, money will come.

[johan @johansturt]

Didn’t realise how faseshopping coded the aesthetic of the Substance is

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

sophie’s ‘faceshopping’ was released 7 years ago today