@UPS Where’s my iPhone? It was supposed to be delivered on Saturday and was home all day. It was supposed to be left at the store the next day but I’m still waiting.
Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:
ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?
HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.