Johanna

Just out here trying to properly adult.

[Johanna @joheyj1]

You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do get a say in who hurts you. -The Fault in Our Stars

[Johanna @joheyj1]

Whoever came up with situationships, I hope you step on a Lego barefoot.

[Johanna @joheyj1]

Alright, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

[Johanna @joheyj1]

@ShoeBe_ Thanks seester ❤️

[Johanna @joheyj1]

My dad was right… I really do keep breaking up with them 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Johanna @joheyj1]

I think I’ve decided that in the future, whenever I get pregnant, I’m going to Kylie Jenner that shit. My baby, my business and people don’t know how to mind their own.

[Johanna @joheyj1]

It really is a small world when your waiter is an ex hookup from like 3 years ago 👍🏻😂

[𝓓𝓮𝓳 𓆉 @saaydayy]

if we dated from 2015-2020 you don’t count. i was mentally ill

[Johanna @joheyj1]

Okay, everyone is getting pregnant right now... please do not send that energy/vibe my way! I can barely take care of myself at the moment😬😂

[Johanna @joheyj1]

I’m so exhausted

[Johanna @joheyj1]

I actually got to take a nap today, and I forgot how good it felt to take a nap cause I could. John had to wake me up😂

[Johanna @joheyj1]

Like this looks wrong 😂

[Johanna @joheyj1]

I was going through my dad and I sent pictures, and I found a picture of me and my ex, I was 19 at the time and he was 22. But in this picture, I looked like such a baby compared to him😂😂

[Johanna @joheyj1]

Just a reminder: if your nipples are pierced, don’t play fight with your boyfriend cause you’ll end up having a nice blood mark on your sports bra

[Johanna @joheyj1]

It’s official! I have to get rid of most of my pants except maybe 2 because they don’t fit and cause major stomach pains. I tried on three different pairs of pants this morning...

[Johanna @joheyj1]

@hannahadkinson Thank you, I appreciate it😊

[Johanna @joheyj1]

My mental health has been really bad since my dad has passed away, and me being who I am, I’m more worried about inconveniencing other people with what I’m going through than actually worrying about myself.

[Johanna @joheyj1]

Moving in 24 days with my best friend❤️