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Si vis pacem para bellum

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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command"
George Orwell. "1984"

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@timecaptales Rene Angelil (late husband of Celine Dion) was 38 when he took her "under his wing" at the tender age of 12

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@Mollyploofkins Fecal incontinence due to anal prolapse caused by being on the receiving end of aggressive anal sex is a real thing, apparently. This would explain the long term need for adult diapers!

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ROSES ARE WHITE!

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@maxcooter @peterwealdstone @Drawski5 Aye and a grand total of nine for the overall squad!

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@rkmcshane @realtinapeters Trump, for once, was telling the truth. The 2020 election was rigged, by treasonous Republicans like Tina Peters.

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@stusfootyflash I saw the US beat Taylor's team at Foxboro in '93. Probably the worst England performance I've ever seen.

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@BlueboyNk That whole team look like they been inhaling for a few months now tbf

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@Ceefax303 1998. Reggae Boyz only appearance.

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@Mollyploofkins Starts war with Iran.
Inflation begins surging. Gas prices through the roof. Billions of dollars squandered. Many lives lost. Negotiate "peace deal" which leaves Iran immeasurably better off than before. Demands Nobel prize. 4D chess!

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@PremiershipYrs @ShakaHislop Can't be as bad as this on Sunday, right? Right??

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@Mollyploofkins As a reminder, if you have a cough for more than a week, please go to doctor, pneumonia can be deadly.

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@jff_football
In light of the Ebola outbreak in DRC wouldn't it be prudent for the Jamaican national team to be on standby for the World Cup? Or have other contingency plans already been activated?

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@JamaicaObserver 41? On a coaster?

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@BBCSport Halfway to a UK grand slam!!!

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@LeedsAllOver If anyone deserves a Knighthood it's Merson's agent.

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Still lives rent free in my head this 😂

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@OscarMarrio Agreed, he could be mega next season.

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@DaveCockerLeeds Took the biscuit when he blew for that Longstaff tackle. Surprised he didn't card him to boot.

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@theburleybanksy Blame it on the Bogle

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Price gougers for the World Cup in the USA are about to realise who they are up against. 😂