@Mollyploofkins Fecal incontinence due to anal prolapse caused by being on the receiving end of aggressive anal sex is a real thing, apparently. This would explain the long term need for adult diapers!
@Mollyploofkins Starts war with Iran.
Inflation begins surging. Gas prices through the roof. Billions of dollars squandered. Many lives lost. Negotiate "peace deal" which leaves Iran immeasurably better off than before. Demands Nobel prize. 4D chess!
@jff_football
In light of the Ebola outbreak in DRC wouldn't it be prudent for the Jamaican national team to be on standby for the World Cup? Or have other contingency plans already been activated?