🍻 | Cincinnati Grip Reaper

Smash Ult player and a ttrpg nerd | Ohio’s okayest Dr. Mario player | bi | 21 | he/him | please talk to me about ttrpgs | @Cincy_BEER account runner

[John Pork's Shady Responses @r1ckposts]

When we used to put these in our ass to cool our bootyholes down after taco tuesday 😭😭

[Manta @yoltsManta]

The guy at Microsoft who made it so you can click into the Outlook search bar and not be able to type into it without clicking on it again coming home from work on August 19th, 2033

[Graffiti Soul @TheGraffitiSoul]

Definitely had to recreate this frame with V and Jackie

[Edmond @Edm7nd]

nightynight

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

When it’s finally time, I’m gonna set my phone to vibrate and shove it up my ass

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

this is one of those pictures that gets dusted off when ass pics aren't pulling in likes anymore

[Mæster Gekko @MGecko117]

The instructor before jumping off

[J Gray @JGrayCreator]

This misconception comes occasionally, so I thought I’d address it.

In Cyberpunk RED, medical grade cyberware (functional prosthetic arms, artificial hearts, etc) do not cause Humanity Loss. Neither does gender affirmation bodysculpting/surgery.

[🍻 | Cincinnati Grip Reaper @john23412499]

Ik it’s been beaten to death but I can’t stop thinking about how everyone knows Jackie is gonna die going into Cyberpunk 2077 and it still hits you like a freight train the writers locked tf in on him

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Do not change Elaine or I will fucking kill you

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

I met Mitch McConnell, she’s black

[7 kebabs. 7 kebabs are all I can spare to you. @ForgemasterWolf]

the dude i play l4d2 with got banned of the entire app of discord till 2028 under "harassment and bullying" for posting this gif

[marl @heartwrrm]

the bedtime iceberg

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[ruby | blekhy @Blekhy1]

this tweet has perhaps the most shocking twist ive read in non-fiction writing in a while

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>made the franchise more brighter than it is cause it’s supposed to be very bleak

Oh yeah, Edgerunners was just a Slice of Life comfort special. Get the fuck out of here lol

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Crylo 🔜 FURRYDELPHIA @thatgreenracc]

vore enjoyers complaining about being stuck in a packed space

[Winter @_ZMS_Winter]

Won the first jest fest with YOSHI

In 2027 we (and I mean us) ALL play Yoshi