John Miles

Richmond, VA - STC '23

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Morning Dew with Sturgill gets an oh fuck yes

[John Miles @john23miles]

I don’t think I’ve ever used a windows laptop that actually works

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Last guy we run into in New Orleans is a great one.

Spencer Freakin’ Rattler!

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Until next time, sweet prince

[John Miles @john23miles]

If you watch the NBA on Christmas, you don’t deserve any gifts

[John Miles @john23miles]

Why they gotta schedule the election right before thanksgiving

[John Miles @john23miles]

The first company to make a windows laptop that actually fucking works is prolly gonna make a lot of money

[John Miles @john23miles]

Charlotte Douglas International Airport SUUUUCKSSS

[John Miles @john23miles]

About that time of year when a fat guy can stand in direct sunlight and not start sweating

[John Miles @john23miles]

It’s way too easy to get a drivers license. Too many clueless bozos on the road these days

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Lee Corso has lost it

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My Panthers suck. Might be the worst team to ever take the field in the NFL. It is embarrassing yet impressive

[John Miles @john23miles]

Some folks think we might be living on Mars in a few years, but we still can’t figure out motion sensor bathroom faucets

[John Miles @john23miles]

Idk why ppl r obsessed with getting other ppl to spray their backs with sunscreen. Spraying your own back is incredibly easy, yet the population pretends it is impossible

[John Miles @john23miles]

Alex fucking Pereira

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In a million years, I wouldn’t have expected EA sports to make two different video games with the exact same name. I bought Madden 25 ten years ago

[John Miles @john23miles]

What’s funny to me is that a restaurant will have paper straws, but the cup, lid, bag, and everything else they give u is straight plastic

[John Miles @john23miles]

In case it wasn’t clear: when you’re at a concert and they say, “thank you everyone good night,” the show is not over. Sometimes it’s like nobody has ever been to a concert before, all u gotta do is stay put and we get 2 free extra songs

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Why is it that the more expensive a restaurant is, the worse the food tastes? And also there’s like only 3 things on the menu at some of these places. U give ur arm to get a seat it would be nice to have some options

[John Miles @john23miles]

I just have no idea what the appeal of rap music is these days