John Tejeda

just a chill guy sweating in Texass. don’t come for me, life already has.

[John Tejeda @johnMtejeda]

When the group chat is 🔥🔥🔥🥊

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Charles Barkley: “If you’re gay, bless you if you’re trans, bless you. If you have a problem with that - F*CK YOU!”

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

happy 4th of July !

[John Tejeda @johnMtejeda]

I love myself cuz I swear their life is just not as fun 😛😏

[j @whoisjono]

back to work after 5 days off..

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

When I get a diet coke with my large big mac https://t.co/N5PFcqPmiA

[John Tejeda @johnMtejeda]

Been talking shit ever since 🤗😋#MyTwitterAnniversary

[John Tejeda @johnMtejeda]

That last part! 🙌🙌🤍

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Love
Peace
Joy
Faith
Wisdom
Prosperity
Long Life
Good health
Good people
Nature
Appreciating the beautiful things that money could never buy.
Learning to love yourself
Visiting your inner child to let them know that they’re ok.
Everything worked out.
You did it
🪄 ✨ 🌌

[John Tejeda @johnMtejeda]

@Deeee_2525 @layxsnv

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

the people inside the ship

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

How i wake up at 10:29am realizing im not getting a mcdonalds hashbrown today https://t.co/CvK2Y1Gl6b

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Screen time down 10% this week

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Person knocking on the bathroom door at the bar: “Hi is someone in there?”

Me drunk af:

[John Tejeda @johnMtejeda]

@aStarr_W_2Rs

[John Tejeda @johnMtejeda]

Just ordered a size “large” at Starbucks and I am SO embarrassed. Am I a…boomer?

[Pedro Salinas @salinas_pedro]

Update: not a good idea

[Fin @gofinurself]

Canada to the US https://t.co/DyAjlEtnnf