john redeker

farmer life is the only life I know

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UMBC

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Kaylee thought I was weird for where I cut them so I said I'm gonna take a pole and see so here it is

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Where do you cut your finger/toe nails?

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Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

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Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

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You better take a rain check on that, Art. He’s got a lip fungus ain’t identified yet.

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Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, he’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman.

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You serious, Clark?

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That thing had nine lives, she just spent ‘em all! Woo!

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@mattbirr https://t.co/Vn9kdkXr8c

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Audrey: He worked really hard, grandma.

Art: So do washing machines.

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Well, see the plate runs right underneath my part here. See, over here it’s-you know, nothin’. But here...if this gets dented, then my hair just ain’t gonna look right.

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Naw I’m doing just fine, Clark.

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@mattbirr https://t.co/YHpJOS4tEm

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That's something, ain't it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I don't know. #CousinEddie

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I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic!

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Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn into the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

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Shitter was full! #ChristmasVacation

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Happy Thanksgiving, folks! “Save the neck for me, Clark!”

It’s the best time of the year—let the quoting begin! #ChristmasVacation

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@wessels_jacob @kayleesluis Bingo 🖒🖒

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@KarliABoyle I love those walls!

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@kayleesluis 😊