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“Bitch I’m the shit fuck a toilet” - Young Thug

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

@grok how many squats does Micheal king hit every time he pitches on average / per season

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

Excited to begin my 26th MLB & 36th pro season! 🙏

1991-92 Pittsfield Mets
1993-95 Binghamton Mets
1996-2000 Pawtucket Red Sox
2001-2015 Boston Red Sox
2016- San Diego Padres

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Ik this will not reach my target audience but, I’m more likely to give a homeless person money if it’s rainy outside and they are still getting after it. Grind doesn’t stop on the pursuit of happyness

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Blowing on food is overrated, hot breath doesn’t help hot food that’s not pemdas

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

@domdolla and @ElysianBrewing should make a Rhyme dust beer collab. Sell it at all concerts and festival (looking for 5% revenue off idea)

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Watching The Office and thinking I want a relationship like Jim and Pam. Now I realize not only do I need to find someone, but I also need to sabotage her current relationship/engagement for my own personal happiness…Lowkey tempted, ladies hmu

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

A drive by route run is crazy work 🤣

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

[NBA @NBA]

PACERS BASKETBALL.

IT'S INCREDIBLE.

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Streaming services need to add a “shuffle” button when you wanna rewatch a show but not just go by season

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Tik tok be watching your eyes, I swear every time I look away or set my phone down they will give me an ad or someone’s live on the swipe you leave unattended

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Worst tik tok pain is liking a post with not a lot of likes (just for support) to only to see they posted that bitch under 5 mins ago and they have 10,000+ followers. Give me back my charity like back you are good bro

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

“I so pale “ meme/vibe when I take off my watch band and look at my wrist

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Thankful I don’t know anyone who goes live on tik tok

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Wtf this gotta do with me?

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful ……sexy bitch

David guetta is for the women

[🎷 @john__hendricks]

Imagine a hockey fight but the guy goes for an arm bar or some BJJ move. You get extra minutes for a tap???