John Parker

Sports media guy. Adventurer. Listener. Heavy sleeper.

Fan of @Athletics, @SanJoseSharks, @Eagles, @sixers, @LAFC, @ASRomaEN, @AEW and @WWE.

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

Loma Saltado forever and ever

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Can you even choose your favourite South American dish?

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

My Mom and I know ball

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

Carson Hocevar is the coolest MFer on the planet right now #NASCAR

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

Can't wait for the judge in this case to be one of the minihausens

[The Miz @mikethemiz]

Danhausen unlawfully entered our home.
He used our pool, trespassed on private property, and treated my golf simulator like it was public access.
Most concerning, he caused significant damage to my wife’s hair, which, to this day, is still being treated.

We have formally retained the best attorneys in the country and have begun reviewing every available legal option. Our legal team is actively preparing the appropriate response and pursuing this matter accordingly.

This is no longer a joke.
This not a curse. Danhausen is a criminal. He is liable.

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

@IndoorFL @SA_Gunslingers @Hitman_Vie @YahooSports This is a clip from last night.

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I concur.

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

@bearbronsonBC Joe gacy rules.

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SOMEONE PET THE DOG YOU MONSTERS

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

Sami always has a fallback career as a costumed character at one of the Disney parks.

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Sami Zayn disguised himself as the Gingerbread Man and took out Trick Williams and Lil Yachty

#SmackDown https://t.co/OL6mgWYDIU

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

@WrestlePurists Ehhh, heard that from her in a first appearance before...

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@YahooSchwab "Nuance" is not a thing most people understand

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

@SeanRossSapp Roger Goodell for Booker of the Year

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

"Cornball" take

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

For those fans who spent hard earned money on a chance to say hello, take a photo, have something signed, or give me one of my many, many bracelets, I appreciate each and every single one of you.

To those who rushed my family and I in the hotel, kept your kids up till 2am throwing them in front of us, or shoved a camera in my face without asking, you’re lucky I’m a calm natured person outside the ring. Please don’t do that ever again.

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

We were at the Horseshoe Thursday-Monday and saw the exact same thing. A few current stars were on our floor all anyone did was smile and wave. Totally cool vibes.

[Sean Waltman @TheRealXPac]

I stopped by the Horseshoe for an event & the fans were totally respectful, just said hi, & let you be.

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

@WWE Dom is so, so funny

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

Jey Uso enters for his signing at @WrestleMania World #WrestleMania

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

The WrestleMania stage reveal on Pat McAfee's show

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

@SInow @DMcIntyreWWE I’m a fan

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Some of today’s drip from fromthe @WrestleMania Superstore #WrestleMania

[John Parker @john_a_parker]

After @DMcIntyreWWE’s handy PSA, I decided to see if he’d sign a stick of @OldSpice at @wwe World … and he did! #WrestleMania41

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

This is a PSA for all you fans heading to Las Vegas for #WrestleMania…