John Avard 🇺🇲

Chiropractor, Dad of 5, Papa of 3

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@elonmusk Washington built a nation. Lincoln freed a nation. Trump restored and drastically advanced a nation. We are witnesses to history on the making. Thank you, Mr. President.

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@RenzTom @VigilantFox @P_McCulloughMD If that ever happens, I intend to be the first to file a massive lawsuit for the potential of a life threatening reaction due to underlying medical contraindications to vaccines

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@GuntherEagleman Anyone who grabs the barricade should have his wrist shattered by a Billy club

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

Ready to have your mind blown?

Senator John Kennedy on Elon Musk and DOGE exposing USAID, “I'll tell you what Mr. Musk discovered. I find it fascinating. He discovered:

- The American taxpayers are giving money to Afghanistan
- He found that we are giving money to Yemen
- He found that we are giving money to Syria
- He found that the USAID has 10,000 people employees, and every year they give away $40 billion
- He found that the USAID gave money to support electric vehicles in Vietnam. Our money, taxpayer money
- He found that the USAID gave money to a transgender clinic in India. “I didn't know that. I bet you the American people didn't know that”
- He found that USAID gave $1.5 million to a Serbian LGBTQ group, they got $1.5 million to QUOTE, “advanced diversity, equity, inclusion in Serbia's workplaces and business communities”
- They found that USAID spent $164 million to support radical organizations around the world
- They gave $122 million of that to groups aligned with foreign terrorist organizations
- According to this report in Mr. Musk, the USAID has given millions of dollars to quote organizations in Gaza controlled by Hamas
- He found that we gave $2 million, USAID did, for sex changes in Guatemala
- He found that we gave $20 million to produce a new Sesame Street show in Iraq
- He found that we gave $4.5 million of taxpayer money to combat misinformation in Kazakhstan
- He found that we gave $10 million, USAID did, of meals to an al-Qaeda-linked terrorist group called the Nusra Front
- Mr. Musk found that we gave $7.9 million of taxpayer money to a project that would teach Sri Lankan journalists to avoid binary gendered language. (The USAID took 8 million bucks and gave it to a bunch of journalists in Sri Lanka to teach them how to avoid binary gendered language)
- USAID gave $1.5 million to promote LGBT advocacy in Jamaica
- They gave $1.5 million to rebuild the Cuban media ecosystem
- They gave $1.5 million for quote, art for inclusion of people with disabilities in Belarus
- Another $3.9 million for LGBT causes in Macedonia
- $8.3 million for equity and inclusion education in Nepal

“I could go all night and many of my colleagues are upset. They're really mad at Mr. Musk. Hell, I think we ought to give him a medal”

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@Not_the_Bee Are those Islamic hookers?

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@GuntherEagleman They're like a chihuahua barking at a mastiff saying "I'm going to kick your ass."

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@catturd2 May I Push In Your Stool?

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@StephenM NH "Republicans" refuse to do anything. They are all scared and useless, especially the governor

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@lady_valor_07 A need for suspenders

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@RealJamesWoods That should read: "remember when we had a president who always shit himself"?

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@RepChrisPappas Give us proof of the bills you authored

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@trumplicans2024 I would definition consider eating a BLT

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@catturd2 Is that an oxymoron? It is because he's Canadian

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@timony001 Tell them to ask the political pope for the money

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@RepRashida Term limits for congress.
Make ethics violations public.
Remove corrupt congressmen.
Eliminate congressional pensions and health insurance.
Reduce government corruption.

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@AntiWokeMemes His people were conquered and were lucky to be allowed to continue to live. In prior conquests, entire civilizations were wiped out.

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@catturd2 Term limits for congress.
Make ethics violations public.
Remove corrupt congressmen.
Eliminate congressional pensions and health insurance.
Reduce government corruption.

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@wakeupusa With zero pensions or heathcare for life.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST WENT FULL BATTLE MODE:

“America’s Elections are RIGGED, STOLEN, and a laughingstock all over the world. We fix them or we won’t have a country left.”

He’s demanding Republicans pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT immediately with these COMMON SENSE reforms:

1. VOTER ID for EVERY voter (Identification!)

2. PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP required to vote.

3. NO mail-in ballots except for verified cases (illness, disability, military, travel)

No more excuses. No more stolen elections.

This is what the American people voted for. Pass it NOW!!

[John Avard 🇺🇲 @john_avard]

@GuntherEagleman Says the incestuous pirate