Tonight there was this really ugly guy who was trying to flirt with me and I told him to buy me and my friend a drink and then when he came back and handed them over I told him to get on his knees and kiss both of our feet 5 times. At first he looked really shocked and offended and said he’s not into that and then I slapped him in the face and screamed “ NOW” at him. He immediately apologised, got on all fours and kissed our feet in the beer garden of this nightclub lmao. While he was kissing my friends feet she had just finished her cigarette so she put it out on the back of his neck and he screamed in pain lmao he basically just abused him all night long it was so fun.