John Bathgate

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@rickygervais yeh but, have you got a pic at 6:30 am? or are you too posh to let your cat in your bedroom?

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@NoContextBrits netflix

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@RealDMitchell @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Hi David, I managed to see the first series on cable TV in Serbia. Was it on Epic Drama?

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@jk_rowling JK, I agree with all you say but it's been a long time now. You'll never change that tiny percentage of the population who love to wind you up. They'll keep on forever for fun. You're just sport to them. I love you. I don't think you can do any more. They're just messing with you

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@rickygervais It's interesting that my thoughts on life pretty much parallel yours. You're a multi-millionaire. All my family and friends hate me???

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@rickygervais my PC says fuck off Ricky I ain't letting you speak!

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@DailyMirror are we seriously still torturing dogs? i thought that was banned in the 80s?

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@rickygervais so who punched you in the nose and made your ear grow taller?

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@Feargal_Sharkey Feargal - now that there are 2689 miles of English coastal footpaths open. How many sewage outlets can you walk past?

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@rickygervais cats prefer small cosy little places to hide in - got any cardboard boxes ya big over paid cunt?

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@rickygervais @GonzotheCat1 Dutch Barn is the least of your problems when you've got sand up your crack!

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@JaneFallon I'm sorry. I tried so hard to get my cat to crap on your book but she just won't do it!

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

oh go on 15yrs and 271 days! #bbcfootball

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

sunny here in Serbia! what's the problem? #bbccricket

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

ok stats man - has a team ever had to follow-on when 2 players have scored centuries? #bbccricket

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

come on! everybody knows it's beneficaries #bbcfootball

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

@NoContextBrits something that could have probably been sorted before the UK gave up

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

Who is this Lord Voldemort playing for Germany U21s? #BBCFootball

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

will Maria be playing at Wimbledon? #BBCTennis

[John Bathgate @john_bathgate]

there has to be some massive match fixing bets going on here! nobody can be this bad #bbccricket