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LOL @ uRsWaG dot gov

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Your in her DMs trying to score sex …I’m on her dads LinkedIn trying to score a social media internship at the family business ( her grandfather founded Edible arrangements ) - we ain’t the same 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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@andyverderosa > diplomatic immun

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my spirit animal is spineless

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happy easter! did Jesus see his shadow or do we have 6 more weeks of winter?

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Learned new things at the indictment !

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@male_comedian Big just lost custody vibes

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Is it just me or doesTHE STEEL MILL have to be a gay bar ?

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@HWPesq Thank you ! I’m just here to learn

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Question for ppl with ACAB in their bio - crossing guards too ? Just wondering

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@kellyccooper i have a groupOn for an escape room ill sell it to you 1/2 off

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a no sex sleepover is so intimate you should really save it for marriage

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Should I send this text ?

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Every st paddy’s day my mom gets serious about our Irish roots

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@andyverderosa call in the natty guard

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The 4th graders who figured out how to make these things say “BOOBS” are now building drones for the US military

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texted her after our date but she hasn’t responded…hoping its just cuz something awful happened.…

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the "cool if i call in 10 minutes?" text is the phone version of "lick it before you stick it"

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Happy National Sidepiece Day to all who celebrate

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@johnhfio It’s pronounced dAta…

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No thank you - taking my business to Neurodivergent pizza and wings

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@dummiehere I would love to go Mwimming…