Crimey

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[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I get the same royalties whether you read them or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows! 😘

[Crimey @john_blowers]

This man can’t even string a sentence together

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 BREAKING: Biden told Netanyahu that the US WILL NOT participate in “offensive” operations against IRAN.

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A man who admitted performing a sex act while kneeling over a captured seagull and watching pornography on his mobile phone has been sentenced.

David Lee, 40, appeared at South Tyneside Magistrates' Court on Wednesday to be sentenced

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These are some of the best and most under appreciated albums of the 2020s decade so far

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Begging Spotify to change the home page back

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