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That/Nigga | Obese | 63 years young | 5'4 | e-sex-virgin | 3.2 cs/min | dm fee: $15 | french DNI | @johnbummit

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@LegacyAnt_ Toc

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@flvtt3rsshy @BreadEater676 You guys are fucking faggots

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@SassClassNiceAs @swd2 We don't wanna sit next to a nigga jacking off either 😭😭

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0 dms so far

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One time this girl came over, had me eat her out (to completion) then pulled the "I'm tired" and went home.

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Hey, I'd any women wanna potentially do this to me again, (but potentially let me hit pls) dms are open. Please make sure you pay the fee. Thank you

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@chelseaaa29 I'm low-key trynna be next

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The quotes are fucking killing me 😭😭😭

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@libby_barts Nigga who said you can't have an iced coffee for an interview???

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@milesarchives13 Do it to me 😭😭😭 that would be crazy, right? 😭

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@jasmine_014320 😔😔

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@amberisinsane Chillllll 😔

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If I had real cancer, or another disease, I'm not gonna be on a dating app, imma get that shit in order. I'm sorry for the rant, my hinge likes piss me TF off sometimes

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@VitaSamm How many fucking selfies do I need to press "not interested in this post" for my feed to fix itself 😭

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@sophysexual Bro get these bitches posting selfies off my feed. This ain't Instagram, in here to LAUGH

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@nordlys Why can't celibate niggas just be celibate in peace

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@minapoohs Nigga you look just like someone else unfollow and have like the same amount of followers

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@ethernetcherub She cooked me

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Pulled a me on me

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@Pripyat24 Not yet lol