John Gordon Carter

Cjcy morning co-host

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@realDonaldTrump You are such an Asshole!

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Join me at Cactus RV today. Will be there from 11-3.

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@vancar007 glad you are going to be open!

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Lazy proctologists with short fingers are always doing their jobs half-assed.

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Broke a coffee pot at work yesterday. Broke home coffee pot today!WTF?

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So a dyslexic man walks into a bra . . .

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Monday is St. Patricks Day. Most popular day for the Irish to drink. Second most popular is Every Other Day!

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From Random facts Friday with John and Steve. A pregnant goldfish is called a TWIT.

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correction on earlier tweet. Uranus discovered 233 YEARS ago today!!

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Uranus. Say it aloud. If you laughed, you're still alive inside.Discovered 233 days ago today!

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Does this Tuesday make me look fat?

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I need a food that tastes exactly like prime rib, but has the nutritional value of kale. Let's go, science.

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Sometimes I reheat my coffee for 29 seconds or 31 seconds just to keep my microwave on its toes.

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Example of Random Facts. Charlie Chaplin once got third place in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!

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Steve and I ready to start Random Facts Friday. It's also Mail it in Day!http://t.co/jqF5eDy42H

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Every time I see a dude with a leaf blower, I pretend he's the 5th Ghostbuster, fighting spirits hidden in the leaves or snow.

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You know you've got a lot of body hair when you can use Head & Shoulders on your head AND your shoulders.

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Join me at Nutters this afternoon for some great deals! Be there from 1-4.

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@Steve_CJCY Hey Stevie, just checkin this out