John College

[John College @john_college_]

@trapdinglechalk Wow

[Skippy Dinglechalk IV @trapdinglechalk]

The scariest monster is the demon in me, his cock is huge, it’s hurting me. #cottagevibez

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

I’ve been collecting every fly I kill and adding them to a densely packed ball of biomass I call, “the fly”. It’s 7lbs and my gf does not like it.

[John College @john_college_]

@MouseMoney889 You gone have to move then folk

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

God speaks to me through John College

[John College @john_college_]

@samehanley I’m pregnant with your person

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

Once I wrote a poem so beautiful I had to switch schools

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

You got 12 minutes before those raspberries mold over

[John College @john_college_]

@MouseMoney889 Feel free to apply for a masters

[John College @john_college_]

@MouseMoney889 Ok

[John College @john_college_]

My boy showed the whole neighborhood his ventral fin at the pool the other day.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

Driving Under the Influence of Sam

[John College @john_college_]

@samehanley Hey

[John College @john_college_]

@MouseMoney889 And you buns at the game

[John College @john_college_]

If you don’t cover your cough you’ve killed at least 3 babies

[John College @john_college_]

@throopthewire Hey ladies

[John College @john_college_]

First time shitting at work I came out of the stall after audibly proving I was a novice and the guy brushing his teeth high fived me

[John College @john_college_]

The Swiss youth are the Mexicans of Europe

[John College @john_college_]

Prion disease amazes me. The misfolding of a purely alpha-helical protein into one with beta-sheets makes me assume it would inactivate. However it now destroys neurons instead of protecting them, and misfolds all proteins of its kind. Perhaps a folding chaperone could be used?

[John College @john_college_]

@MouseMoney889 Your mom and I fell in love in 2015. She’s been my soulmate since. What’d you guys watch on YT?