John D

Fat bastard.

I sometimes film games for Clydebank FC. All tweets are my own opinion and not associated with Clydebank FC unless stated otherwise.

[John D @John_D86]

Now it's the morning after the day before, let me recap my own unique experience of what was a historic day for @clydebankfc as they travelled to take on top-tier @HibernianFC in the @ScottishCup:

[John D @John_D86]

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 we kept believing.

Now make it worth the wait.

Mon the Tartan Army!

[John D @John_D86]

@clydebankfc HE'S BIG, HE'S LANKY,
HE'S PROUD TO BE A BANKIE!

[John D @John_D86]

@harkie1975 @JoeyMuir24 @clydebankfc Even worse.

[John D @John_D86]

@JoeyMuir24 @clydebankfc He wasn't shy in ripping the pish out of me either before games sometimes, was better at football than me before feckin puberty hit.

[John D @John_D86]

@clydebankfc Glad I filmed this now!

[John D @John_D86]

With the latest handball controversy the talk of Scottish fotball, I was wondering if any @clydebankfc fans remember the game we played when (I think) Stevie Dymock seemed to score a perfectly legitimate header at Holm Park, only for the ref to call it a handball and disallow it?

[Adam Hodge @adam_hodge]

so lucky to have been on this journey but this is where it ends for me, I wish @clydebankfc all the success possible going forward❤️

[Clydebank FC @clydebankfc]

🖌️ We're back on the hunt for volunteers to help Malky prepare the walls at Holm Park for painting from Monday to Wednesday next week between 9am and 1pm.

All help will be gratefully appreciated.

[Official Catchup @OfficialCatchup]

🥅 Listener's Team of The Season - Forwards

With almost 2k votes altogether, this was ridiculously competitive but not surprising given the amount of quality up top this season.

Congratulations to Connor, Sean, Neil, Che, Keir and Lucas, who made it in. 👏👏

[Official Catchup @OfficialCatchup]

⭐️ Listener's Team of The Season - Midfielders

No additional votes needed for this one, though some were very close.

Congratulations to Dean, Lee, Barry, Nicky, Aiden, Stephen, Andrew, and Calum, who made it in. 👏👏

[Official Catchup @OfficialCatchup]

🔒 Listener's Team of The Season - Defenders

Another highly competitive vote with some top defenders to choose from.

Congratulations to Jordan, Euan, Adam, Devan, Oisin, Greg, David and Cammy, who made it in. 👏👏

[Official Catchup @OfficialCatchup]

🗣️ The management team of the 2025-26 season goes to @clydebankfc.

Regardless of everything, It's been a fantastic debut season in the Lowland for the Bankies, who were so close to doing what no promoted club had done before and winning the title at the first time of asking.

[Clydebank FC @clydebankfc]

👷 Friend of the club Malky McArthur is on the lookout for help around Holm Park on Tuesday and Wednesday this week between 9am and 12pm as we look to kick start our summer renovations.

If you can spare some time, please pop down and lend a hand 🙌

[John D @John_D86]

I'm curious to see what Linlithgow Rose fans think of their club's failings to secure an SFA Bronze Licence in a timely manner.

Had this happened with @clydebankfc you can be certain that fans would've been baying for blood at boardroom level for lack of preparation.

[John D @John_D86]

So after all of that, Linlithgow cannae play the play-off against Brora. So Brora will play Edinburgh City in the play-off to see which club will be playing in the Scottish League Two next season.

Linlithgow remain a Lowland League side for at least another season.

[Linlithgow Rose F.C. @LinlithgowRose]

SPFL Pyramid Play-Off Competition

Unfortunately, our application for a period of grace to fulfil the required criteria for our SFA Bronze Licence was declined by the SPFL Board.

On this basis we are not eligible to participate in the Pyramid Play-Off Competition.

We are taking the necessary steps to enable the Club to be considered for an SFA Bronze Licence at its next annual assessment.

[Linlithgow Rose F.C. @LinlithgowRose]

SPFL Pyramid Play-Off Competition

Unfortunately, our application for a period of grace to fulfil the required criteria for our SFA Bronze Licence was declined by the SPFL Board.

On this basis we are not eligible to participate in the Pyramid Play-Off Competition.

We are taking the necessary steps to enable the Club to be considered for an SFA Bronze Licence at its next annual assessment.

[John D @John_D86]

We have time on our side to work on preparing for how best to conquer the Lowland League for season 26/27, but we have seen what this team is capable of and I trust the process and the vision of the club to deliver, to bring joy to us fans, for me to film more magical moments of.

[John D @John_D86]

For 20 years I've had the pleasure of filming many @clydebankfc moments, but while many were magical, others never went our way. We thought we'd win titles in our Junior days, only to be pipped at the post by others. We've suffered a few cup final heartbreaks too.

[John D @John_D86]

And the club has come a long, long way ever since our darkest hour - from the Junior Central District Second Division, in over 20 years we were two points away from being champions of the Lowland League. But we will have other chances - the club won't settle for anything less.