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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

My JD re-tweets may be very unpopular, but when you read through and think deep, they'll resonate with you. I can't guarantee if you'll like my re-tweets. But I'll copy and paste them regardless.

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When Àgbà tells men not to go for women that are bigger than them, or be doing 50:50 with women.

"Àgbà is talking in the nonsense"

Stay there and be doing...

"my wife loves me so much"

And be eating her food you did not bring a dime to pay for, or living in her house.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

Have you ever asked why your fathers lived up to 70, 80, 90?

The secret is in their ability to provide.

It gave them peace of mind, a happy wife who fed them well & heathily.

If you think your fathers were foolish, you'll die earlier than they did.

Ignore the exceptions.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

Things men should not do with random ladies.

1) send money to her using your own acct
2) give her your business card
3) tell her anything intimate about your wife, kids/friends
4) tell her where you work or the real business you do
5) tell her where you live

Knack & go.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

To some modern day woke women.

The breasts are not naked, until you see the nipples.

The waste down is not naked, until you see the clitoris.

Mentally deranged women.

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All those women that sexualise themselves publicly, are bad women.

They don't deserve to get married, neither do they deserve to be mothers.

You'll be punishing your innocent children, if you let any of them come through such women.

Your children deserve better.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

Women value their nakedness.

Any woman that shows it to you privately, can still harm you.

Now, imagine the one that doesn't care if the world sees her nakedness?

Let me repeat.

Once you see any lady that doesn't care if the world sees her sensitive parts, RUN!.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

You behave like a hoe.

You bill him.

You tell him that you're bad bitch.

You tell him that 5 men have knacked you.

Then, he finally gets his chance to knack you.

After knacking, you ask him..

"what are we now?"

We are pencils in the hands of the creator.

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Never share your secrets with a man that is pussy starved or that doesn't mind sleeping with anything in skirts.

It doesn't matter how much he has or who he knows.

Age or qualification.

Such men will betray you for a smelly pussy.

As long as he knacks, you're a goner.

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@jon_d_doe NB: The re-tweets might not be in order of date. The most important thing is it making sense in order. Please read to understand.

[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

My JD re-tweets may be very unpopular, but when you read through and think deep, they'll resonate with you. I can't guarantee if you'll like my re-tweets. But I'll copy and paste them regardless.

[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

I’ll try as much as possible to copy and paste old posts (mostly threads) All thanks to Agba.@jon_d_doe 🫡
Stay tuned!

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

After 5yrs, your wife will stop snooping on your phone.

You'll leave it unlocked, she won't bother snooping, even if she uses it.

It's either you've given her enough reasons not to worry, or she has seen something that almost caused her a heart attack.

Her kids need her.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

3 major pillars make you a man.

1) provision
2) protection
3) leadership

The only one men of this generation take seriously, is provision. Both money and knacks.

That's why they think their women love them.

Which woman will not tell you "I love you" when you do those?

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

Sometimes, we need to agree that pre-marital sex can actually lead men and women into doing stupid things, and making stupid decisions.

An erect penis & a wet vagina, don't think right.

Never make key decisions, while at it.

Even in marriage.

Except you need children.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

Always remember,

Someone who's working can be broke.

A lady of 33 may not be jobless, but she's broke.

You can't write her off, because of that.

If what she's bringing to the table is her femininity, then money is NOT a criteria.

She's not NOT supposed to feed you.

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A woman that makes no dime, but still playing her roles effectively, is not a liability.

A woman that makes money, & can't play her role effectively, is a liability.

Eating or relying on a woman's money, is like taking slow poison.

You can't cheat nature.

God is nature.

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[Agba’s Tweets @john_d_doeee]

Your wife, by just being a woman, is more useful to you, than her money.

If you decide to marry a woman, because of the size of money she makes, you're building on a faulty foundation.

Equal responsibilities, means equal privileges.

Remove your eyes from her money, & earn your

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women feel incomplete or not good enough as a wife material.

The real women to avoid are hungry, greedy and entitled women.

Anyone can be broke (man or woman).

What is important is that everyone recognizes their traditional roles and cut their coat according to their sizes.