🈂️ohn🥷

Software Engineer | Saving money for c63s

[🈂️ohn🥷 @john_dejii]

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[prince. @onrooleyy]

nobody is paying to read another person's story on your website son

[Elizabeth 🌼🌻 @LizOgunoye]

Increase your surface area for luck, leave your home often, take another route. Let more luck find you.

[ٓ @eviiesl]

to love without fear.

[Kayle_Vt @KayleVt]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*

[Arokoyo @Dmain_melanin]

I no even know say we suppose take our tribe that serious 😹.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women think texting another guy ain’t cheating… till you text another woman.

[drone + chardonnay + world @iam3ddie]

Respect.

[Beca @Bequihna]

La intimidad de observar a la persona que te gusta mientras está distraída.

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Nobody wants to talk about it but a lot of us won’t even make it to 70

[ٰ @daergp]

my perception of women is entirely rooted in my personal experiences

no external factor is capable of altering it, especially not twitter

[Detola Ibiyemi @detola9]

Getting married to a content creator is an extreme sport.

[🈂️ohn🥷 @john_dejii]

@honour_can_code Sad

[lai 🪷 @gardeninvenus]

woke up craving boobs in my mouth hope i get blessed soon

[🈂️ohn🥷 @john_dejii]

Guy every fucking time
Even same project with multiple worktrees

[Titanium @akinkunmi]

When you're working on multiple projects at the same time and you accidentally send a prompt to the wrong thread. 🤦‍♂️😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The day i’ll as much as say hi to a woman who will ask me to send money for transport, i’ll fall on my knees and cry a lot cos I’ve lost my ability to discern and make good decisions. I’ll pack my things, cut communication with everyone and move to Kafanchan as atonement for that.

[Rusty Shacklefren @AK4Independence]

The funniest man alive probably lives in a mid sized town somewhere, has a job unrelated to comedy, and his humor isnt appreciated by his wife or kids. He goes unacknowledged.

[Aminn.T @sleevky]

Which one be lay low till tomorrow omo me i wan hack atm o

[Jesutumilara @jesutumilara_s]

ngl my dating life don’t be lasting but at least the women be fine AF!

[float @notesbyfloat]

"Hey, did you check my PR?"

"Yea, looks good to me"

"Did you read the code?"

"No, did you?"

"No."

[✞ @BadManAbesh]

i’m naturally a bad bad boy. i’m also obsessed about software engineering. two truths can coexist, and i have to be clear about that.