John DoRego

Hate social media

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@TheFive We're not impregnating enough men so we should all get vasectomies.

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@alessandricci They also use a sensor in Cricket to tell us if the ball grazed the bat. Next is Baseball for foul tips and hitting the batter.

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@TrollFootball If anyone should use the metric system it's Americans because none of them know how many inches in a foot, how many pints in a gallon or how many ounces in a pound. The only time they use the metric system is for their drugs and ammunition.

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@JesseBWatters Klotz won. The 2026 FIFA World Cup features a total of 104 games.

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@amazonmusic Why do the commercials that play during Amazon Music say that Unlimited renews for $6.29 but here it says $11.54?

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@FoxNews Poor Trump now has to go to a WNBA Finals game to even things up.

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@CINEMA_sak13836 From Straight A's to XXX (2017 TV Movie)

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@knight88811 Manon of the Spring (1986)

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@ModReflexion Missing Banshee and Harlots.

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@CEder57993 Sex Drive (2008)

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@johnsnow3t4

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@its_The_Dr https://t.co/j9zKbPQHNe

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@RapidResponse47 @AndrewFeinberg @VP Whoopie says the President is losing his mind yet he can mastermind insider stock trading. They said that Biden was sharp as a tack but too senile to face criminal charges in court.

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@DDismas37826 Future Lifetime Channel actors.

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@JayGenXer Now can someone explain how they get 4L in 3 bags?

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@greg16676935420 Forces you to buy at least 10 gallons for $38.49.

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@HowThingsWork_ Stax and even the NoName versions are so much better.

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@ChijiokeNd83795 Stefanie Scott in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit S15.E12

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@hothletes So that's a Ute. Nice.

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@Chris_Breezy93 I'm thanking both of them for keeping that beautiful lady in the sketch for so long.