Dear @GWR,
APPLICATION FOR THE RECORD OF THE MOST NATIONAL GRID COLLAPSES IN A SINGLE COUNTRY.
I am writing to formally request that Nigeria be recognized and awarded a world record for the most collapses of a national electricity grid.
As of this year, Nigeria's national grid has experienced a record 11 collapses, with a strong possibility of reaching a dozen within the next 2 days.
This frequency... approximately a 90% chance of collapse every two days...makes it a significant, global precedent. We believe this unique statistic merits official recognition.
Moreover, Nigeria has also become the only country to constitute a committee on National grid collapse. (Another potential world record)
The number of collapses can be authenticated by the official National Grid account on X , where each collapse is publicly documented.
In other words, this is officially amazing.
As a dedicated Nigerian and the applicant for this record, I respectfully request the exclusive right to receive this recognition on behalf of the country.
This honor can remain with me until another Nigerian applies in the future, because the grid's instability na sure 10 odds.
Thank you for considering this application.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
General , Snow.
(Nigerians tag @GWR , let's bring this home)
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