John Kazen

Varsity theatre since day 1. Blessed.

[John Kazen @john_kazen]

Me: h-

IB League Scholar, A+Honor Roll, 100 AR point reading club students after the break:

[Hey Jo🤍 @joe_jo9]

‘We’re just getting started’ might be the funniest thing Greg Abbott has ever posted. After 11 years as governor and 30 years of Republican control, that’s not a slogan. It’s a confession. Thirty years in charge, and he’s acting like they just inherited the job. 🤣🤣🤣

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.

New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.

Abolish ICE.

[🔞🔆 bashar al-gore vidal 啦啦 @violentfemz]

unfortunately we can’t make jokes anymore cuz of the woke right

[Team Sabrina 🐾 @TeamSabrina]

SHE’S A SINGERRRR #GRAMMYS

[Team Sabrina 🐾 @TeamSabrina]

MOTHERFUCKERRRR #GRAMMYS

[John Kazen @john_kazen]

@PopCrave @SabrinaAnnLynn But somehow is Spotify’s #9 hit song of the year❓❓🧐☕️

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

if you’re a public defender named mario you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[John Kazen @john_kazen]

He done the one thing she begged him not to do 🙄 smh

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have reportedly ‘decided to take a break' from year-long relationship (via PEOPLE).

[John Kazen @john_kazen]

@SCdailyupdates Cuter than the hot topic black long sleeve variation imo, and significantly cheaper too (even with Cyber Monday discount)

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The update Apple gave to the photos app might be the worst thing of all time

[John Kazen @john_kazen]

With God as my witness I’m about to singlehandedly boost this to #1 Trending when this drops on Friday, December 6 at 6 p.m. PST / 9 p.m. EST. 🙏🏼🤍🎄

[Netflix @netflix]

The naughty list is short n’ sweet this year. 🎄 A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter is coming to Netflix on December 6 at 9pm ET/ 6pm PT

[adi @buwygfiib]

and FUCK every bitch who voted third party.

[John Kazen @john_kazen]

@alia_johnson_ Finally🗣️‼️ been waiting for the @alia_johnson_ drafts drop 😭🙏💯

[🖲️ @unemployedfc]

Oh yea yall fucked up posting this

[STEL 🐉✨ 🔜 Furrydelphia @StelLizard]

bmo and football

[B ♡ @biancaa_molina]

Latinos for Trump is the stupidest thing ever and YES I will unfollow your uneducated ignorant ass

[John Kazen @john_kazen]

Honestly, I think compulsive liars would excel at improv.