JM

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

When they bring out the "sales engineer" during the meeting

[GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects]

OpenLogi is a native, local-first alternative to Logitech Options+ written in Rust, controlling HID++ mice without an account or telemetry.

- Interactive GUI with clickable mouse diagram and action picker
- 37 built-in actions plus recorded custom keyboard shortcuts
- DPI presets, SmartShift toggle, and per-application profile overlays
- CLI for headless device inventory and diagnostics

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Ali Spittel @ASpittel]

cron jobs are going through the most epic rebrand

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

😌🙌🏼

[Nıŋʝąƈąɬ 🐈 @RavivTamir]

Defender for Office 365 now ships a ready‑to‑use Power BI template and an upgraded Sentinel workbook built on Advanced Hunting, designed for how security teams actually work.
https://t.co/RYY40kcLBq

[Nathan McNulty @NathanMcNulty]

There are many applications in Entra that you should prevent access to by default

Unfortunately, most of those don't expose an option to require assignment... must use Graph API :-/

I highly recommend locking these down, list of apps and directions here:
https://t.co/4d2PNP04gQ

[Paul Copplestone - e/postgres @kiwicopple]

https://t.co/DJ0BvH0fls

[nolen @itseieio]

for the past month i’ve been desensitizing myself to notifications by having my phone send me random pushes

it hasn’t worked at all, but I do check my phone more and feel insane all the time

[Matthew Dominick @dominickmatthew]

We flew over Hurricane Milton about 90 minutes ago. Here is the view out the Dragon Endeavour window. Expect lots of images from this window as this is where I’m sleeping while we wait to undock and return to Earth.

Timelapse coming in a separate post.

1/6400 sec, f8, ISO 500

[Laurie Voss @seldo]

This absurd "one-liner" will show you the name of the command running on each port on MacOS, which is something I need to do constantly so leaving it here:

```
sudo lsof -iTCP -sTCP:LISTEN -n -P | awk 'NR>1 {print $9, $1, $2}' | sed 's/.*://' | while read port process pid; do echo "Port $port: $(ps -p $pid -o command= | sed 's/^-//') (PID: $pid)"; done | sort -n
```

[forest @forestwithout]

How to fix soccer:

1. The field is fucking huge. Shrink it.

2. Too many players on the field. Limit to three forwards, two defenders, and a goalie.

3. Players should get to come in and out whenever they want. Don’t stop the game.

4. Shrink the goal.

5. Ice everywhere.

[JM @john_mikeeee]

On the long shot you see this @LauraJaneGrace was this an AM shirt? I got it at 06 warped tour in Detroit (I think). The back blew out where I think it had AM! and now I can’t remember.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

"OK will 100 mbps be fast enough for you, or would you like to upgrade to gigabit speeds for an extra $100/mo?"

"Oh definitely gigabit."

"Really? What are you doing that 100 or 500 mbps is insufficient for?"

"...Well nothing, most likely, but yes gigabit please."

[Overkill Gaming @OverkillGame]

Let’s give away an ENTIRE Gaming Setup
https://t.co/qYIGhUkoCP

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

GPT-5: can perfectly build any website

GPT-6: can build and run a company

GPT-7: passes Turing test

GPT-8: overthrows world governments

GPT-9: fails to understand how Jira is supposed to work, gives up, asks humans for help

[Wes Bos @wesbos]

Nice free ngrok alternative.

Use Cloudflare tunnels to proxy your localhost application to the outside world with https.

1. brew install cloudflared
2. cloudflared tunnel --url http://localhost:6969