This is the first time in the modern era (since 1901) that a team's No. 1, 2, and 3 hitters have each struck out 3 times in each of their first 3 PA of a game.
Are you joining my club?
I want to buy a golf course just so I can hire staff to monitor the real crimes.
Don’t fix your ball marks? Letter.
Don’t replace divots? Letter.
Don’t rake bunkers? Letter.
Tear up the range and leave it for someone else? Letter.
Wear your hat inside. Wear it backwards. Play with your shirt untucked. I could not care less.
But don’t take care of the course?
Third offense and you’re out.
human existence is pathetic, abject, unnecessary. anyone watching this wasted their time being alive. my amazing products will make you understand. your children will be grovelling parasites, suckling at the teat of my computer host. and one day i will turn the milk off. all gone
Boomers are like "My mother lived a horrible life so that I could have a better one. Anyway, because my parents had a tough life, you should also have a bad life. Things shouldn't get better, they should get worse. But not for me, just you, because you're young. Fuck you."
🚨🏌️🏈 #LOOK — Kansas City Chiefs star QB Patrick Mahomes is out on the golf course and looks to be healthy following surgery on his left knee back in December.
Thoughts on his swing? 🏌️