John Parker

Living life uncomfortably close to the hosel

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@BetAgainstBull No need to call a book overseas, I’ll book all the under bets myself

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@BetAgainstBull Clearly a generational betting guru, BATB needs his own show on @VSiNLive and a penthouse (regular room that doesn’t get cleaned) at the Barbary Coast like Jimmy the Greek.

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@BigRandyNLU But Randy, didn���t the part about him being the best at selling insurance leave you with wanting more? Who knows, maybe he wanders down a “let me explain the difference between Term & Whole Life” rabbit hole and man would that be a glorious memory for the lads. Who could say?

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@JoeyMulinaro You just need the short sleeved batting cage jacket even if it���s 97 degrees out & no rain, a travel ball organization hat you’ve committed $10k/yr to for 12 years, & most importantly stand closer to the dugout. THAT is your comfort zone area for playing time complaints.

[John Parker @john_parker24]

Isn’t it wonderful seeing all of the youngsters so enthusiastic about investing?! Portfolio Analysis, Long-Term strategies, DCA & wait what? Investing mob? Robinhood? GameStop? Where the fat shaggy bearded guy that smells like weed works? Ok, back to my cave. See ya next year.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

That’s a bad man

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@ClubProGuy @BestBallCBD @aboutGOLF_ That 2:33 pairing will be nothing but “bomb and gouge”. It’s time to finally say it, Bifurcation needs to be addressed. Way too many players breaking 45 out there these days.

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@BarstoolNewsN Where is his left hand?

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@KipHenley There all a bunch a lossers!

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@ClubProGuy @BestballCbd What’s the scouting report on Dickey giving putts? Will he back down to a stern “do you really need to see the rest of that?”.

[John Parker @john_parker24]

HELLO DAHMEN with the Mega-Bump! @NoLayingUp

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@ClubProGuy These Guys Aren’t Good

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@nytimes Disgusting! What an outrage! Everyone know it’s The Open not The British Open....pathetic & sad! We will also accept The UK British Open sponsored by Her Majesty The Queen. @NoLayingUp

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@T_Wright_ @highnoonsunsips Add my name to the petition

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@Reds and @RaysBaseball play in the World Series this year without fans....what a land square with extensive delayed reaction pain kick to the nuts that would be for @Tpark24 & me.

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@ClubProGuy

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@GottliebShow No, but he would like to have a word with you about how much his son is bench pressing right now.

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@Tpark24 Welcome to the show rookie!

[John Parker @john_parker24]

@T_Wright_ @ClubProGuy Antifa will be at Cedar Creek GC tonight to protest the “doctored” photo. #toughscene

[John Parker @john_parker24]

New Wedge! The contact marks aren’t nearly close enough to the hosel for my liking. Might need to get back in the #learningcenter and have her re-calibrated. @ClubProGuy