Mr P

Freedom of speech doesn't mean that you shouldn't sometimes just shut the fuck up.

[Mr P @john_pirie]

Who decided to call it a brothel and not Screwfix?

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@FortniteStatus Is the campfire double xp glitched on Xbox?

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@WrexhamCookie It's just called a wave in Mexico 😂

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@JoshWor1d @oasis Was £3.40 for water in Cardiff and £8.20 a pint 😳

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[The Welcome Party @musictwp]

❗️NEW SINGLE ❗️

🎵 Porcelain House 🎵
🗓️ Friday 15th December 🗓️

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@SETHISMYSIDE

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@alsagertown_fc Is this a trial system this season?

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@Film4 John Wick 4 - the overhead gun fight scene.

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@sainsburys if your planned maintenance is planned, when will the website be back up and running please?

[The Welcome Party @musictwp]

It was a year ago today we released Lucky Money - Penblwydd Hapus!

https://t.co/9EHjJfyBvR

[Mr P @john_pirie]

#FindersKeepers 😎

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Mr P @john_pirie]

#FindersKeepers

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Mr P @john_pirie]

@OwsWills I know loads of jokes about white sugar but not many about brown sugar as demerara.

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@ad_I_am Chegwin? After the amount of times he blocked you? 😂

[Mr P @john_pirie]

Bargain

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@ad_I_am Saw Foo Fighter support Oasis at an event in Cardiff. Very surreal

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@FortniteStatus Fall Guys is cracked as well

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@FortniteGame

[Mr P @john_pirie]

@RhylRugbyClub What were the winning numbers?

[The Welcome Party @musictwp]

📣 GIG ANNOUNCEMENT 📣

We are elated to announce that we are part of this amazing lineup @Telfords next month! We will be sharing the stage with @Gintismusic and @adamwalton and it’s only £4 🤯

🗓 Friday 21st October
🚪 8pm
💰 £4