John Schafer

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson I think it means that your mother liked to ride it hard and put away wet. Sorry? Don’t shoot the messenger.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson So hot!

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson She might have a mugging addiction.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

Elon Musk is a piece of shit.

[Florïs 🇪🇺 @r_evolutie]

Elon Musk is a piece of shit.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson 4 is the only correct choice.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@ThexyBeatht_2 That’s what Jesus would do.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson Yes please.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@HealthyLivingMo The world is better with you in it!

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson Jack-o’-lantern 🎃

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson Convincing argument. I’m all in!

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@godz_metal Super Intelligence!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Chuck Grassley should apologize for not going to Hell fast enough.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

Super Intelligence.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@CattardSlim @THERock927 Super Intelligence.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@ChuckGrassley You should shut the fuck up and retire.

[Dylan Williams @dylanotes]

You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

The holy grail of all Venn diagrams

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@slactime Unmoderated platforms attract the worst people in society.

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PlantRobinson

[John Schafer @john_schafer_mo]

@PaulRudnickNY Time management. Now he doesn’t need to go to the gym after work and can drink instead. 🥂