One night when my wife was away I had a couple of drinks and spent 10 minutes telling my cat on the floor by the bed how I loved her.
In the morning I saw it was a black tshirt.
It’s one of my favorite old jokes .
I hope you enjoy it
So Two cannibals are sitting by the fire eating a clown.
One turns to other and says , “ does this taste funny to you.”
Ya know there’s nothing worse for our poor Ozone layer than burning jet fuel. So why are we applauding billionaire assholes who now fly into space for a 7 minute thrill ride?
We’ve been in space, landed on planets.
Fucking ridiculous.