john shithead

Entrepreneur, Philanthropist, Leader, Educator, Mentor, Innovator, Member of Mensa, Researcher, Wine Connoisseur, Head of Rocket Science Dept. at NASA

[john shithead @john_shithead]

There is a height filter on hinge? Where is the weight filter?

[john shithead @john_shithead]

4 bananas and a liter of sprite for lunch today! So good.

[john shithead @john_shithead]

Who the fuck framed Roger rabbit

[john shithead @john_shithead]

@elonmusk

[john shithead @john_shithead]

Soup will soon be available directly available to your home. Soup Tube features soup being delivered to your home via public utilities. Thank you @elonmusk for backing this!

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

زندگی در ایران وحشتناک است، اما طرفدار براونز بودن در ایران، اعماق جهنمی است که هیچ مردی هرگز نباید آن را تجربه کند.

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

فصل پیش نویس مادر لعنتی!..تنها درمان این درد.

[john shithead @john_shithead]

@OlegKvasha2 @DipWheeler Back off. My girl

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@OlegKvasha2 booger wall wallpaper 🤔

[john shithead @john_shithead]

staring at the bartender at town hall 9 tequila sodas deep

[john shithead @john_shithead]

What’s going on with Israel versus Parmesan

[john shithead @john_shithead]

Dimon canes order “can I get a box combo no toast, extra slaw”

[john shithead @john_shithead]

“Sauseege”

[john shithead @john_shithead]

JUST CLOSED!!! 🏡🏠huge congrats to my client and a seamless transaction!!! Enjoy the new place Mr. Debiasi!!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure

[john shithead @john_shithead]

It’s torn dude. The sack. Her heel went right through.

[john shithead @john_shithead]

Me staring into the Baboon enclosure at the zoo.

[Spergler Acolyte @SperglerAcolyte]

Burn the longhouse.