John Squirrell

Stats guy
3x fantasy champion (2x football, 1x baseball)

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@uscfb @USCFootballNews In his first game as a true freshman, Luke Wafle generated a pressure on 15.4% of his pass-rush snaps in his first college game.

To put it in perspective, in 2024, Colin Simmons posted an 18.6% pressure rate for the entire season and won the Freshman of the Year Award.

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@Jomboy_ @TalkinBaseball_ Tatis has only 19 home runs on the season, but 11 of those have come in the last 30 games.

In the last 30 games, Tatis is hitting .271 AVG, .326 OBP, .610 SLG, 11 HR, 21 RBI, 24 runs and 5 SB.

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@TheAthletic always some bullshit with this guy

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Davante Adams currently ranks 7th all time in NFL receiving touchdowns with 117.

He stands behind Larry Fitzgerald at 121 and Marvin Harrison at 128.

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In all 34 career starts, Caleb Williams did not throw an interception in 23 of them.

That’s more interception-free games than any quarterback in their first two seasons in NFL history.

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Derrick Henry currently sits 10th on the list of all time NFL career rushing yards (13,018).

At 32 years old, he is still over 5,000 yards shy of tying Emmitt Smith’s record at 18,355 yards.

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Two weeks into the season, Jayden Maiava has an 88.9% completion percentage.

The last college quarterback to finish the season with those numbers was Mac Jones in 2020 who finished the year at a 77% completion percentage.

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keep your heart three stacks keep your heart lol

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@SleeperNFL Dak went 30 TD / 10 INT last year with 4,500 yards. Not a sexy pick but if he gets even a little bit better this year, I think you found your 2026 OPOY.

(Plus I think the star on the helmet will be a good tiebreaker)

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@REFLOG18 Are you gonna watch the entire 72-0 blowout or do you usually turn it off when it starts to feel like an NFL pro bowl skills challenge

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college football be like let’s watch these guys play ohio state

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@CFBONFOX God I love college football but I HATE the first couple weeks of the regular season. I get all hyped up during the off-season just to get a showdown between the defending national champion and the University of Phoenix

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@NFL_DovKleiman 2020 was six years ago brother. We’re gonna be alright

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@FantasyPros Holy shit, that’s a name I haven’t heard in years lol

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I like the idea of Jayden Maiava to the Browns. Big body, laser accuracy, and Lincoln Riley credentials hold up in the NFL

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Jayden Maiava had more TD passes than incompletions against Fresno State 😳

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@colincowherd The USC defense did more than make stops this week. They made plays

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So Kanye just said all that crazy Nazi shit and then said it didn’t matter because he’s the greatest artist of all time and now he’s just selling out arenas in the US again. Which means he was right the whole time and nothing the internet says matters

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So was Kanye just like “sorry about being a Nazi” and everyone was just like yeah no worries and now Kanye’s cool again?

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@ESPNCFB @KirkHerbstreit That was one of the worst brackets I ever seen. Dude has Navy making the playoffs 😐