Petey Stemkowski

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

So i guess we’re really chillin with the idea that aliens are really real.

[Mark Singelais @MarkSingelais]

Siena rugby celebrates a national title:

[Backxwash @backxwash]

Just got my spotify wrapped streaming numbers about to spend all this bread on a subway sandwich + chips

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@LeagueOfLegends I hesr the Warwick hunting music at the end riot. You ain’t slick

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@ComplexSports Amazing they’re doing something to help but the plane gives me this vibe

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@barstoolsports The Harley Quinn show King Shark is significantly better

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

Summer+rain+blunt+soup= living

[Nets As Depicted By Spongebob @NetsDepiction]

When we had nothing, we had you.

Congratulations, Champ.

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool DVD’s? Y’all spoiled we used to do this thing called hunter gather where we would fight sabertooth tigers for berries. Feel bad for me.

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

*Any member of Griselda Records drops a project*

Me:

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@CodyJames4554 @barstoolsports I have cancer and this headline somehow gave me more.

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@NJDevils I have a number 9 Mitchell and ness Kansas City scouts jersey. I wore it a couple times to games and get yelled at by fellow Devils “fans” who don’t know what it is.

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

You ever laughed so hard at something your parent shows you that they get offended.

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@averyzaretsky Enjoying this immensely as a Devils fan in this comment section 😂

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@Complex Didn’t this fast food joint lose a lawsuit about their bread not actually being bread? @SUBWAY back me up.

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@livstadler @nataliewxoxo If your interested in stuff like this. You should read about how bone marrow transplants work. Crazy how things just know!

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

Kinda wanna dickbutt tattoo on my thigh

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

The amount of fouls in the @NBA makes the sport so uninteresting to watch. “He needs to be better at selling the foul” wtf am i even watching.

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@BigNick66 Saying those are $300 sunglasses is a stretch when the dudes wearing a fake basketball jersey.

[Petey Stemkowski @john_stemkowski]

@shOoObz How’re we gonna fight off aliens if we still can’t figure out what to do with my used water bottle…