john 👽📻

John | #1 Major Minus defender

[john 👽📻 @john_xdass]

Hey @coldplayxtra, I cracked the code!

If you fill each column with their respective symbol, you get morse code. They say:

1 - KEEP LOOKING
2 - YOU'RE REALLY SOMEONE I WANT TO KNOW

[Miss Coldplay 🧸🧢 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔞 |-/ @bucklandlover]

this video is so funny. chris pulling jonny so close to him and jon just running away after LOL

[Neil @neilenore]

Chris nominating Will to be the next President of Korea 😂 #ColdplaySeoul

[Jen - 🌙 🧚‍♂️Anarchy Fairy🧚🏻‍♂️ @PoetsProphecy]

Inside Chris Martin's wonderful brilliant mind

[J. 🪐 bi chris martin real @jdotleaf]

I'm convinced every diehard Coldplay fan has that one popular song that they absolutely despise

[john 👽📻 @john_xdass]

Me every single goddamn time I hear Coldplay (popular mainstream radio band) playing in a public place: HOLY SHIT!!!!

[molly !! 🐇 @mvjika]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit:

[Tension @nowismytime2]

Kylie Minogue with Chris Martin throughout the decades 💜

[john 👽📻 @john_xdass]

coldplay's lightclub is INSTANT serotonin. it never gets old i swear

[kavi (he/it) @aroacespidey]

books with aromantic rep🧵
(ongoing thread)

[Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime]

Avg salary of a police officer in texas: $63k
Avg salary of a teacher in texas: $57k

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

EASY SELECTION ACROSS ALL TIMELINES

[J. 🪐 bi chris martin real @jdotleaf]

gay rep be like “kyaah!!! i like a boy but… im a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queercoding will be “Written up in marker on a factory sign ‘I struggle with the feeling that my life isnt mine’ / Its so cold its so cold (x2) / See the arrow they shot trying to tear us apart"

[J. 🪐 bi chris martin real @jdotleaf]

Chris Martin would fucking torch a transphobe. Go away

[john 👽📻 @john_xdass]

Coloratura is my favorite song on the album :( When it came out I was anticipating hearing it live! #BringBackColoratura

[raCquel marie✨updates @blondewithab00k]

hello!!! if you’d like a signed/personalized copy of OPHELIA AFTER ALL, you can order one from @skylightbooks!!!

just make sure to click the option for a signed copy and I’ll sign any orders next week!
https://t.co/f0UXCJsTGn

[john 👽📻 @john_xdass]

@coldplay That's a great star, Will :)