John Logan

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

@HeyItsKab what if...you didnt speed 😮

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

@HeyItsKab problem?

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

@KimKardashian I saw gun laws are strict. I went to rob a place and they had sign that said: No Guns. I was like: dang it! Every time!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Don't take offense if I call you you Ma'am or Sir. It doesn't mean you're old. Where I come from, it's a sign of respect. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn't know how to shoot a gun. You have a girlfriend. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

Pisses me off when girls only care about you if you have nice things

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

@CloydRivers wait..if it was a gun free zone, how did he have bring one? Must have been a wizard 😮

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

Flies are so stupid. I'm swinging as hard as I can literally trying to destroy it's existence. And it's just like: he must love me!

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

I just won a financial argument with my mom by telling her she is clinically retarded and had my stepdad back me up. My life is complete

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Heard some sissyboy call Kate Upton a fatty. Headlocked him and whispered, "Gals are like country roads, the best ones got curves. Merica."

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

"What can I get you to drink?"
Sweet tea, please.
"Is unsweet tea okay?"
Is ISIS ok?
Are Communism and Priuses ok?
Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

RIP Legend. Merica.

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

Best 4th of July ever

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Started from 13 colonies, now we're here. Merica.

[Hunter McBride @hmcbride1132]

So tomorrow's Independence Day 😀 AKA if you don't like America GTFO!!!!! #MERICA #🇺🇸

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Tomorrow is Independence Day. Time to throw tea in harbors, play with fire, abuse our freedoms, and answer every question with "Merica."

[John Logan @johnalanlogan]

Power lines are down on Highway 12 and it is hot as hell in my house right now