John Aldis

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@dumbuffalo @maietta @KennethCassel Not sure if joking, but:
Not that kind of “trained.”

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@TheReincarnator @BryceGalbraith @KennethCassel You can leave out the “incredibly complicated” imho. It’s often the case but it’s not a necessary part of the definition.

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@TaskmasterJami @clhubes I like that! I’m going to start using it…

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@clhubes Judging by my experience, that should last another 40 years (at least)

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@Lady_Vean Misread option one as “Mauled safety guide”…

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@versatileyankee @PresidentISL But for example the chain bakery shut all but one of their locations and brought all their male staff into that one, so they didn’t need any women to work.

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@versatileyankee @PresidentISL A lot of places (schools, banks, pools) are shut, rather than making the men take over the essential work the women were doing for the day. It’s not perfect…

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@flanaganfilm @SAMpleme1984 I assumed the boyfriend had bought the new cat a new collar…

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@JoeyMannarinoUS So in a House with approximately equal numbers of the two parties, you now have a Speaker from the majority party who shares common ground with the minority, approximately embodying the balance of the Chamber? Isn’t this how democracy is *meant* to work?

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@dram_wee @PresidentISL The men. This is part of the point—women aren’t meant to be doing any work at all today, including the “third shift.”

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@matrigga @PresidentISL I would guess that the speechwriter is a woman and only left them one tweet before downing tools.

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@Proudtobeaman2 @PresidentISL Yes, because as we all know once Obama became President, the US had completely solved racism. Oh wait… 🙄

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@felinavamp @PresidentISL It’s a bit more equal than much of the world, thanks to the 1975 walkout amongst other things. I see more active and involved fathers here than I did in the UK for example. But there’s still some distance to go.

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@APEXPENNYSTOCKS @PresidentISL Mostly women afaics. The men are at work, or have taken the day off to look after the kids while the schools are closed.

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@fairclough_john @archer_rs Next you’ll be saying “Don’t eat people!”!

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@adamtheatre @archer_rs I’m not much into the idea of eating insects myself, but I hope the cricket tasted good.

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@bobbyjo_sing @archer_rs The ones you notice tend to be the aggressive ones. The vegans with the non-aggressive approach don’t turn up angry in your DMs, by definition.

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@rhodri It’s the Sim Tray Access Bevel Button Eject Resource.

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@thekitze Made with my heart, on the basis that it broke in the process.

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@sbBookgirl71 @clhubes Short for Jerbert?