Johnalist

Crafting the perfect sequence of 0s and 1s ✨ #CodeMagic

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

Kenya should follow suit, the username feature will lead to a lot of online impersonation, especially to unsuspecting old people, this should be an opt in only feature instead of a forced feature on everyone.

With phone numbers, before you chat with somebody, you get to verify who exactly you are speaking to.

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
You asked. You shared. You demanded it.
So we're bringing it back. The Gallery of Ruto's Lies returns for a special re-air today—the Eighth Day.
🕤 9:30 PM
Don't miss it. Only on KTN.

#ChekiKTN #FactsFirst

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

It’s their day, one day Ruto will pay for it.

[MSee MSima @mzeemzima100]

This guy really talked alot of sense.
Watu wako na mauchungu maahn.

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

A man arrested for simply carrying a flag in a suit!!

Roughed up on the streets his one question answered "NIMEKOSA???"

RUTO MUST GO!

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

KTN injecting to Kasongo even after he criticized Standard media through social media for their bold newspaper headlines. The journalists at KTN will go straight to heaven.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Charity Waweru alias Genz Baddie cooking genz betrayer kasmuel on a live TV. Roseline Alionya and other gens on government payroll are hiding their faces. Ni aibu sana kukaa kwa tv ukisifu uongozi wa fake hustler from sugoi, kasongo ukijua ukweli umelipwa😭💔

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

This man needs help! Share widely! Big shame on @NPSOfficial_KE

[KAKO @TopAssignment24]

"Every man considering marriage needs to see this. No exceptions. 👇"

[Johnalist @johnalistt]

@RealChrisRiungu She was indeed generous 😅

[Johnalist @johnalistt]

So you believe the dob is fake but doI is where you draw the line?

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

The IDs were issued under President Uhuru Kenyatta and CS Matiangi. We demand answers to why our national IDs were being auctioned for as little as Kshs 15,000 in Somalia. CS @kipmurkomen should give us answers on this illegality.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

These Safaricom PR gimmicks are becoming too much.

You can write all the beautiful corporate poetry you want about transformation, Ethiopia, M-Pesa revenues, COVID call centres and Peter Ndegwa walking into Westlands like Moses entering Canaan, but ordinary customers judge Safaricom from the service they actually receive every day.

The complaints from Safaricom customers are enough evidence that services have deteriorated badly.

People are buying data they can barely use, 5G routers are failing like government promises, customer care keeps sending people in circles, network quality has become a daily frustration, and every complaint is treated like the customer is the problem.

Safaricom Chairman Adil Khawaja is also busy taking President Ruto to Rhino Charge instead of spending that time putting things in order at a company whose customers are crying every day.

A company cannot hide poor service behind polished boardroom storytelling forever.

Safaricom used to feel reliable. These days it feels like a big PR machine sitting on top of angry customers, failing products and excuses.

Transformation for shareholders while customers suffer is not transformation..... It is corporate gaslighting.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

To celebrate 500,000,000 subscribers I invited 50 creators that built YouTube to compete for $1,000,000 for their subs!

Roman Atwood, Casey Neistat, Captain Sparkles, Fousey, Ricegum, Vanoss Gaming, and so many more OGs :D

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Rules of Engagement 😳

[Stunner @invertCucurella]

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Thierry Henry says the world cup in the USA is looking like a mess, Iran says FIFA has withdrawn its World Cup ticket allocation, Somali referee Omar Artan was who was appointed by FIFA to ref in the 2026 World Cup denied entry, expensive ticket and says politcs had no business in football

"The more I look at this World Cup, the more it feels like football is fighting battles that have nothing to do with football. That's what worries me."

"We're talking about the biggest sporting event on the planet, yet the conversation isn't only about players, tactics, or the countries that qualified. It's about travel issues, ticket disputes, and politics."

"Look at the situation involving Iran. Reports say the country's ticket allocation for supporters was withdrawn just days before the tournament. Whether you're Iranian or not, fans should be part of the World Cup experience."

"Then you have the Omar Artan story. FIFA selected him because they believed he was one of the best referees in the world. He earned that opportunity on merit."

"Yet he was denied entry into the United States despite reportedly holding a valid visa. Suddenly the story stopped being about football and became about something else entirely."

"I feel for him because becoming the first Somali referee at a World Cup should have been a celebration for African football, not a controversy."

"Then there are the supporters. Many people have complained about the cost of attending matches, accommodation, and travel. The World Cup should be accessible to ordinary football fans, not only the wealthiest ones."

"Football has always been at its best when it unites people from different cultures, religions, and political backgrounds. That's the beauty of the game."

"The danger is when political disputes begin influencing who can attend, who can officiate, and how supporters experience the tournament. That is a road football should avoid."

"I still believe the World Cup will produce incredible moments, but FIFA must make sure that football remains the main story. Politics has enough stages already; the football pitch shouldn't be one of them."

[Osasu Obayiuwana @osasuo]

I have spoken to a senior @CAF_Online official concerning Arkan’s case. The person declines to be named.

“We are in conversation with @FIFAcom over this matter.”

I asked the official whether CAF will issue a statement of support for Arkan. “We are engaging in quiet diplomacy. Shouting in public could make things a lot worse,” the person said.

“This is a FIFA matter, not a CAF affair. We have no blame in this matter.”

Will the “quiet diplomacy” result in Arkan’s return to the tournament? The CAF official could not answer my question.

#Africa, there you have it…

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

You can guarantee that Infantino didn't even bother picking up the phone to his 'mate' in the Oval Office to ask what the hell was going on.

Spineless.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up, Uncle Ian Wright for speaking up, and he's 100% correct.

Look how Qatar got dragged when they were hosting the World Cup.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

That County Chief Officer ni primitive tu. Look at the house he lives in while he steals 65 million daily. Sharp boys of this town know that once you steal 250 million, you first open a club in a high end estate. Customers is not a must, just have waiters and photographers for social media accounts.
Every day you just take 500,000 to the bank as sales. On weekends, you invite a popular DJ, a popular artist, a member of parliament who doubles as comedian and a popular tailor to the club. Pay them well.
Then Saturday and Monday you bank 7 million each as sales. Within a few months, you have your money in circulation. The club dies after a year and you open another one under a different name in a different location. You steal another 250 million, rinse and repeat.
Muluya naye anaficha ndani ya mattress!!! Kino Kii!

[Mwalimu Josh @JoshOO1J]

GenZ are dumber than all the generations. Our cognitive development is very low compared to other generations. And it's because of the phone. We are no longer creative. If you want to test this, check your ChatGpt history.

Governments across the world need to introduce a "day of darkness" a day that there will be no internet. We should go back to textbooks and kids to play with mud, not ipads. We are running away from nature but we will always come back!