john 🤩

Txst 24

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

i’m looking pretty good this mornin

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

I still think about this a lot

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

I remember one time I was watching Superbad with a girl and it was the first time I met her so I said “ the funny think about my back is it’s located on my cock” thinking she’d get the reference and we didn’t even get to the part that they said that

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

the ID guy at Axis said i look like Topher Grace

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

I wonder how many people have genuinely used a ouija board attempting to contact Charlie kirk

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

why was my spectrum help representative i was on the phone for 50 mins with flirting with me

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

i’m going to miss my roommates next month

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

they hit my wemby :/

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

i was the 97th thousand water bottle saved refilling my bottle at the gym and let out the loudest yell forgetting i was in a public setting

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

Supporting OKC over the Spurs is the same thing as rooting for the Sith in Star Wars

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

i want to sing drops of jupiter on a karaoke night

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

just had the biggest lost in translation moment with this person at the airport

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

I like to watch a lot of finance related content on youtube for my classes sometimes and the amount of glazing i’ll see for billionaires is so insane and hilariously lame

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

leanest i’ve ever been getting leaner just finished my finals about to start studying for my CPA in a couple weeks my life is cloud 9 rn

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

i hope the bitches sitting behind me in the library die

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

fighting demons in the gym right now (sleep deprivation)

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

the movie eternity is actually so peak

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

I saw the movie iron giant for the first time and holy shit this is the most peak movie i’ve ever seen in my life i’m literally crying over a robot that wants to be Superman

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

Sinners is great but Marty Supreme definitely should have won

[john 🤩 @johnalv24]

i just used chat gpt to translate a convo that people standing in front of me in line were having