John McCary

I’ll tell you what I really think.

[Christian Oat @oats_r_us]

In 2020, we peein

[John McCary @johnamado711]

All the dolphins in Fort Myers, FL listen to Kid Rock

[John McCary @johnamado711]

I think it’s time to bring back the autobot/decepticon vehicle decals

[John McCary @johnamado711]

Mentally I am here right now 🤤. So ready for the weekend.

[John McCary @johnamado711]

@oats_r_us 🤔

[Christian Oat @oats_r_us]

beer on the rocks (sonic ice)

[John McCary @johnamado711]

@oats_r_us I literally almost saw Barbie

[John McCary @johnamado711]

On my Lex Fridman ish tonight

[John McCary @johnamado711]

Proud roommate moment: Christian told me that he would only play one more game on FIFA tonight and he kept his word.

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Bro what is this

[John McCary @johnamado711]

@oats_r_us Would you do it if a pilot were watching?

[John McCary @johnamado711]

@oats_r_us Better be some left when I get home.

[John McCary @johnamado711]

@oats_r_us Stop them at all costs.

[John McCary @johnamado711]

Dragon tales theme song sound like an Alanis Morisette Song.

[John McCary @johnamado711]

God I hate James Corden

[John McCary @johnamado711]

My coworker named their dog Lisa.

[John McCary @johnamado711]

Drake the type of fella to Shazam a bird when he hears it sing.

[John McCary @johnamado711]

Headed to Carrabba’s 😈

[John McCary @johnamado711]

To hell with Bobby Flay.

[John McCary @johnamado711]

Just found out Mother Teresa is a Virgo. Explains a lot…